Should I tell my girlfriend about this place? *poll, pics*

theacoustician said:
April will eat you alive.

I would devour her from the inside out. It would be like the never full stomache vs the neverending buffet.
 
smileynev said:
I would devour her from the inside out. It would be like the never full stomache vs the neverending buffet.
You have no idea how fat she really is. You probably weight the same as one of her rolls.
 
theacoustician said:
You're going to end up with angifs of pen0s swinging trannies and ass caves.
anigif of pen0s = check.

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