Thread Shens or no shens?

[Floptical]

Fly used to be really fat.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Given the chance khareesi would give up her rebel ways and move to the US and become a proper stepford wife.

Possibly true, depending on who the husband was.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I once pinched a loaf onto the hood of the car of an annoying neighbor.

Shens!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Fly used to be really fat.

Hmmm..... no shens!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Shens!

Nope, havent done it, mostly because the wife usually manages to talk me out of it at the last moment.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Nope, havent done it, mostly because the wife usually manages to talk me out of it at the last moment.

Damn Droolwife!!

I stole chewing gum from walmart when I was 5 years old. Felt good.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I am licensed by the state of texas to carry a concealed firearm.

 

[Floptical]

Michael Jackson came to my house to use the bathroom.

 

[Josh]

I have met three people from these forums in real life.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I am licensed by the state of texas to carry a concealed firearm.

Michael Jackson came to my house to use the bathroom.

I have met three people from these forums in real life.

All shens

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Mine is actually true.

 

[Duke]

I used to be a commercial actor in Denver back in my 20's.

I have killed, and gutted, over 50 different species of animal.

My penis is as wide around as my wrist.

 

[Floptical]

I used to be a commercial actor in Denver back in my 20's.

I have killed, and gutted, over 50 different species of animal.

My penis is as wide around as my wrist.

Do you kill and gut them with your penis?

 

[Sarcasmo]

All are no shens, but one is misleading and requires an assumption of average male wrist size.

 

[Josh]

I have a piece of metal lodged in my foot.

 

[Floptical]

I have a piece of metal lodged in my foot.

I'll say no shens

 

[Josh]

I have met three people from these forums in real life.

All shens

Nope it's true.

I have a piece of metal lodged in my foot.

I'll say no shens

You'd be correct. NSFW thread.

 

[JAXvillain]

I have card board stand ups of each of you and we have dinner together every night.

do you have a cardboard leeum and joolie standing outside looking in?

 

[JAXvillain]

It's really not that hard. I kept seeing them in different cities and started to think "Man I should really be taking photos of these guys."

every time I watch deadliest catch I think of drool when they show dave hillstrand

 

[JAXvillain]

All are no shens, but one is misleading and requires an assumption of average male wrist size.

he definitely omitted the part that he has little girly wrists and that was his measure