Thread SERIOS BIZNESS! 2012: Beginning of the End or Why the World Won't End?

[polo]

ill try and take photos. they're all mad as fuck about jesus.

i keep having a recurring dream which finishes in a warehouse full of those mad kids in flourescant bomber jackets with "JESUS LOVES ME" on the back, all gathered to listen to some motivational speaker. i am at the side of the warehouse, which sells dublin doctor pepper in my school uniform. i can't buy the drink though, because they're having their meeting and the tills are closed.

 

[Applesauce]

I definitely like the NASA version better than the Jesus version of 2012.

 

[Duke]

I don't actually recall there being a Jesus version of 2012

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I don't actually recall there being a Jesus version of 2012

It's the one where he brings us all spoons from the airports he's been to.

 

[Duke]

It's the one where he brings us all spoons from the airports he's been to.

Well that is freakin terrifying.

 

[JAXvillain]

It's the one where he brings us all spoons from the airports he's been to.

like drug spoons?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well that is freakin terrifying.

You're telling me, I just don't have the wall space to display that collection.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

like drug spoons?

No, the commemorative spoons for geographical locations.

 

[Applesauce]

I don't actually recall there being a Jesus version of 2012

Uh.....
:thrawn:

 

[Duke]

You're telling me, I just don't have the wall space to display that collection.

Bah. thats nothing. Trying living Cutlery Imbalance Syndrome. One more spoon in the drawer than it's respective fork and knife can cause dramatic emotional and psychological repercussions.

 

[Duke]

Uh.....
:thrawn:

Jesus wasn't Mayan.

 

[Applesauce]

Jesus wasn't Mayan.

OMG, you've NEVER heard of hysterical christians claiming 2012 is when Jesus will return????

 

[Duke]

OMG, you've NEVER heard of hysterical christians claiming 2012 is when Jesus will return????

No, I really haven't. Then again, I don't get the Rapture Weekly newsletter anymore.

 

[JAXvillain]

No, the commemorative spoons for geographical locations.

you know jesus uses those spoons to smack up before he gives them away as gifts

 

[Duke]

you know jesus uses those spoons to smack up before he gives them away as gifts

How the hell else do you think he got to be called 'The Lord Up High'

 

[Applesauce]

No, I really haven't. Then again, I don't get the Rapture Weekly newsletter anymore.

...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Jesus wasn't Mayan.

Maybe he chilled there in the missing years?

 

[Duke]

Maybe he chilled there in the missing years?

It would explain how he showed up in the early 18th century over here in the US

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Bah. thats nothing. Trying living Cutlery Imbalance Syndrome. One more spoon in the drawer than it's respective fork and knife can cause dramatic emotional and psychological repercussions.

Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that.

Do you have anyone you could call to talk you down?

 

[Duke]

Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that.

Do you have anyone you could call to talk you down?

Williams Sonoma. I have them on speed dial.