Food Real life mysteries you would like explained.

[HipHugHer]

My phone was at 69 percent and it jumped back to 70 percent without me charging. I suspect so it could 69 again.

Probably just passed through the Tesla free energy stream, happens all the time.

 

[OOD]

69 percent battery is scary. The life of a battery really starts to turn around at that point.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Is Bigfoot circumsized ?

 

[OOD]

Is Bigfoot circumsized ?

We may never know.

 

[Frau Blugher]

We may never know.

And who described the gangly bits so the artist could draw them ?

 

[OOD]

And who described the gangly bits so the artist could draw them ?

My mom

 

[Mikeawesome]

its like a babys arm holding an apple

 

[OOD]

its like a babys arm holding an apple

I was imagining a red rocket.

 

[wetwillie]

I imagine something tiny like a 2"gorilla erection. It would explain that fucker having such a poor sense of humor with us. How many of our women have laughed at the poor Sasquatch?

 

[Frau Blugher]

Why do all the " Subway " sandwich shops smell like a yeast infection with complications ?

 

[wetwillie]

Why do all the " Subway " sandwich shops smell like a yeast infection with complications ?

Give me a 6" Vagisil with everything.

 

[Jehannum]

Give me a 6" Vagisil with everything.

You need midol more than vagisil.

 

[Strings]

 

[wetwillie]

You need midol more than vagisil.

Take 2 Viagra and call me in the morning.

 

[Immigrant]

I

Can’t

Stop



Watching




This






help

 

[Frau Blugher]

@Immigrant misses his ymca membership .

 

[Frau Blugher]

MEMBERSHIP

 

[Immigrant]

@Immigrant misses his ymca membership .

That one time scarred me.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Sounds like a boat load of dicks when put that way .

 

[Immigrant]

Cabin boy on a MEMBERSHIP