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Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by taivas, Mar 27, 2010.

  1. Wait, you have a girlfriend you did these things with?

    :confused:
     
  2. :lol: I'd say I'm about 50% into these achievements
     
  3. 72.

    Behind seven proxies
    ambidexterous
    anger management
    anti-depressant
    backstabber
    friction burn
    fruityloop
    in god we fap
    greedy fucker
    green thumb
    hard at work
    behind enemy lines
    boogie man
    holding the line
    hot nights
    I buy it for the articles
    I don't give a fuck
    imagination mode
    buckets
    bullseye
    careless
    complete control
    company ink
    corruption
    iron man
    iron will
    jack-off daniels
    jetson! you're fired!
    kamikaze fap
    dirty harry
    dodged it!
    drive-by
    duracell
    killstreak
    kodak moment
    lasting blast
    long shot
    manfap
    early bird
    endurance fap
    endurance test
    exposure
    fap fap and away
    messmaker
    motorhead
    mount vesuvius
    multi shot
    fap and dump
    farmer jones
    feels good, man
    ninja-fap
    work with what ya got
    wet willy
    tresfapping
    tickle me elmo
    this is so wrong
    the good student
    technology
    tastes like chicken
    balls of steel
    stealth shot
    stealth
    stained
    shifty shot
    seppuku
    self sufficiency
    safety
    royal flush
    rebound
    rageeee
    quickshot
    precision
     
  4. That list is not vanilla.
     
  5. You beat off in a fucking field?
     
  6. Kinda like a purity test I guess only just as your life refers to masturbation rather than sex, drugs, and rock & roll.
     
  7. #9 snoogit, Mar 28, 2010
    Last edited: Mar 28, 2010
    Who hasn't? That corn is mighty sexy when its growin'
     
  8. I went to school in a fucking field. It was convenient to get my rocks off half way through my rollerblading session on a track in the middle of nowhere.
     
  9. I got up this morning, that should be good enough.
     
  10. I would like a female version of this for lulz. Kthx.
     
  11. Now that's my kinda achievement. .Took a lot of perseverance to get out my house this morning, everyone should be thankful I managed to get out alive.
     
  12. Leaving a trail of destruction and spent gin bottles in your wake?
     
  13. That's the path left over from her getting home last night.
     
  14. Actually I was up on Saturday night with a lot of gin until I noticed the sun had come up. I was too involved in the making of a skirt. :fly:
     
  15. Pesky sun

    *shakes fist*
     
  16. Bastard burned my retinas. Everything is in sepia.
     
  17. I wish real life was in sepia more often.

    'twould seem more quaint
     
  18. Tis rather chaotic but it fits in with the inordinate amounts of caffeine I've consumed thus far today.