Raid for dummies

[Thorn Bird]

I you TB. I just messing with you.

i know. i was messing right back. you're a softie.

 

[Sp`ange]

i know. i was messing right back. you're a softie.

what did I say, woman? get the fuck back in the kitchen.

 

[kiwi]

what did I say, woman? get the fuck back in the kitchen.

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, Spange is gonna be in trouble when he gets home.

 

[Thorn Bird]

what did I say, woman? get the fuck back in the kitchen.

your kitchen's clean, whore, your meat's thawing for your dinner, your child's asleep, your kitchen drawer's lined and straightened, your clean clothes are drying, your thank you notes are written, your floor's swept and about to be mopped, and your wife's watching her soap.













bitch.

 

[Atan Nolme]

i know. i was messing right back. you're a softie.

 

[kiwi]

your kitchen's clean, whore, your meat's thawing for your dinner, your child's asleep, your kitchen drawer's lined and straightened, your clean clothes are drying, your thank you notes are written, your floor's swept and about to be mopped, and your wife's watching her soap.

Can you come do all that at my house now? I'll, um, "pay" you.

 

[Thorn Bird]

it's a good thing, trust you me.

 

[Thorn Bird]

Can you come do all that at my house now? I'll, um, "pay" you.

i require payment upfront, just so you know.

 

[Sp`ange]

your kitchen's clean, whore, your meat's thawing for your dinner, your child's asleep, your kitchen drawer's lined and straightened, your clean clothes are drying, your thank you notes are written, your floor's swept and about to be mopped, and your wife's watching her soap.

the money's in the bank

 

[JJ Lady]

the money's in the bank

Wow...Are you wanting a beating or what?

 

[Sp`ange]

Wow...Are you wanting a beating or what?

hehe. I didn't mean it that way. I mean that I had done my work today too.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

umm I didn't get it.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

your kitchen's clean, whore, your meat's thawing for your dinner, your child's asleep, your kitchen drawer's lined and straightened, your clean clothes are drying, your thank you notes are written, your floor's swept and about to be mopped, and your wife's watching her soap.


bitch.

Good god I love you

 

[Sp`ange]

ok, so I come home and..

a) kitchen is partial cleaned
b) meat is thawing but no dinner
c) child is awake and yelling
d) clothes not folded

talkin' a big game without all the players..

/me shakes head.

I still got paid today. wtf?

 

[Thorn Bird]

ok, so I come home and..

a) kitchen is partial cleaned
b) meat is thawing but no dinner
c) child is awake and yelling
d) clothes not folded

talkin' a big game without all the players..

/me shakes head.

I still got paid today. wtf?

the kitchen was cleaned, now it's only partially.
meat is still thawing, but now in fridge. i changed my mind.
child needs to go to bed. bitch, get on it.
clothes i washed today are put away.

and i don't play games.

 

[fly]

When did valve get water coolers?