Public Service Annoucement

[APRIL]

Don't use this. The company lies... it does not feel good.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

what is that shit?
Did I get a google+ update about it?

 

[fly]

Its a globule of shit

 

[APRIL]

what is that shit?
Did I get a google+ update about it?

You're about to now.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[ZRH]

I don't anticipate needing any anytime soon.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

fly you need to get google+ too and update me about your manicures , buttplugs and cats and stuff
Then my life will be complete

 

[water]

Don't use this. The company lies... it does not feel good.

http://www.puritan.com/VF/Assets/Puritan_Products/031478.jpg

Initially I thought it was a contraceptive and Fly was pregnant. I was all "Yay, baby shower!"

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Initially I thought it was a contraceptive and Fly was pregnant. I was all "Yay, baby shower!"

I was totally gonna buy some little pink cigars too

 

[eileenbunny]

I like this stuff: http://www.slumberparties.com/Checkout/productdetail.aspx?ID=578

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

a thing that also works well

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saliva

 

[eileenbunny]

a thing that also works well

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saliva

That's just lube. This stuff isn't lube at all. It's enhancement stuff. Makes you all tingly like. Well, really I don't know what the stuff Ape posted is supposed to do except take your money, but I suspect it is the same.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I still don't get why you people do this to yourselves.

 

[DJBrenton]

Rub cocaine on if you really want a tingle.

 

[Floptical]

That's just lube. This stuff isn't lube at all. It's enhancement stuff. Makes you all tingly like. Well, really I don't know what the stuff Ape posted is supposed to do except take your money, but I suspect it is the same.

Then just combine drools idea with pepper.

 

[eileenbunny]

Then just combine drools idea with pepper.

I like the cooling rather than warming kind of tingle.

 

[ZRH]

I like the cooling rather than warming kind of tingle.

 

[eileenbunny]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images...AA300_PIbundle-4,TopRight,0,0_AA300_SH20_.jpg

LOL, once my grandfather was sitting around work in the morning shooting the shit with the guys when one of them asked for advice because he thought he had contracted crabs. My grandfather told him to put Bengay on his junk. Two days later the guy came back to work and started screaming at my grandfather and everyone else had a good laugh.

 

[ZRH]

Everyone knows you're supposed kerosene der

 

[APRIL]

I like this stuff: http://www.slumberparties.com/Checkout/productdetail.aspx?ID=578

Oooohh aaahhhh. Add to wishlist.

I still don't get why you people do this to yourselves.

Everyones idea of living is different. :dunno: