Post-sex rituals

What are your post-sex rituals?

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kristchan said:
funny... I just had a craving for taco bell, but I was all by myself....

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that bedspread is way too nice to be eating tacos on! :mad:
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ChikkenNoodul said:
Your walls are strangely devoid of...... anything
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hahahaha yes they are.
there's all these pictures sitting on the floor next to the walls waiting to be hung up. they gave me permission to paint when I moved in so I was going to do that before hanging stuff up, but shortly there after I found out I was pregnant. If I'm going to have another kid, I want to move into one of the apartments with a washer & dryer. So I didn't bother hanging stuff up (or painting) because I didn't want to patch holes & repaint a few months later.
An apartment will open up most likely in June so I'll have a pretty house then. :)
 
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My condolences...


DirkPhoenix said:
Long, drawn out conversation as to why we aren't getting married or why we don't seem to communicate like we used to, followed by 10 minutes of her crying that I am using her for companionship and that I know that there is no hope for us but she keeps on coming back to get hurt and somehow that's my fault, then 5 minutes of yelling about how I don't love her anymore and that she could do better than me but she is waiting around for me to fix my "problems" because she knows we could be great if only I would just stop talking to my family and move into her house so we could spend all of our time together and I could play Starcraft while she makes bad german chocolate cake because she didn't mix the eggs right so there's little yellow strings of egg shit all through the cake but you can't SAY anything because then she'll get all pissy and so you choke down the fucking thing with a big shit-eating grin and mumble "Mmmmm, this is great." and hope to sweet Jebus that she doesn't offer up another slice because there's only a few drops left in the flask because you're fucking addicted to vodka ever since you found out that cool thing with the Brita water pitcher and cheap Krazy Ivan vodka but then you realize that you just blew fucking $100 on a pitcher and filters when you could have just as easily bought the fucking Chopin or Belvedere and be done with it but doesn't that just point out the sadness of the entire situation that you'd rather sink money and time on something because it sounded cool in the beginning but you find out later that it would have been a hell of a lot easier to just BUY the good stuff and be done with it but nooOOOoooo you had to go the weird route and now you're stuck with 3 gallons of midget commie piss water and a fucking expensive filter, taking hit after hit of that crap, choking down some horrible fucking cake and dealing with the crying, sobbing she-beast as she leaves Zales catalogs on top of your keyboard and claim that it was just an accident but we all know that she's mentally sizing me up for a lawnmower so she doesn't have to do yardwork.
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Oooh another one!

(and yes, these are fake...although based on past experience)

Staring at the ceiling while she puts on my last clean buttondown because she says it makes her feel closer to me, followed by 5 minutes of her talking about how great I am in bed and how I am so much better than her previous boyfriend which is funny considering she cheated on her previous boyfriend with some douchebag who was out by the pool while her boyfriend was passed out drunk, followed by 10 minutes of sticky cuddling because she didn't want to take a shower as she said it would mess up her hair and since I wouldn't let her bring some stuff to my place to clean up with, which is a none-too-subtle knock at me for saying that I didn't want to have an entire sinktop full of various creams and feminine hygiene products cluttering up my area and somehow this turns into yet another example of how I don't respect her and how she knows that if I just get used to the idea that we are "together" that I will allow her to bring her fucking yappy dog back and let it shit all over my porch while she digs through my pantry looking for chocolate ice cream even though she says she's on a diet but the metric ton of double fudge that now occupies my last clean bowl sits atop my sheets that now reek of naughtiness is just another example of how I let myself be walked over by someone who proclaims their undying love for me while simultaneously bitching to me to go look for rings so I can kick that nasty "happy bachelor" habit so I can spend the rest of my nights cloistered in her house while she giddily skips from room to room knowing that in the morning we get to go shopping for new curtains because the previous ones were chewed up by the little dog with the bladder problem while I silently curse my desire to spend a few nights with someone who claims to like sci-fi but has never seen the original Star Wars and has NO IDEA THAT GREEDO DID NOT SHOOT FIRST but that really doesn't matter now as I lay stuck to this succubus as she eats my ice cream and drips double fudge on my last clean shirt in my last clean bowl and knowing around 3am I'll have to wake up to take the fucking dog to piss on my balcony and hopefully tear my shirt from her to throw in the washer so I can wake up at 4am to throw it in the dryer because the time I SHOULD HAVE SPENT doing my laundry was taken up by her wanting me to sit next to her and watch American Idol.
 
GREEDO SHOOTS FIRST.
 
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smileynev said:
It is what Lucas intended. It is his story.
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Lucas is an ass. Just thought I would get that out there :heart:

Great post Dirk......LMAO!
 
BigDov said:
Yeah...... just like that pompous ass to go changing something that millions of people have seen countless times, just to stroke his ego some more, that prick.
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There's nothing pompous about changing things :shifty:
 
BigDov said:
Yeah...... just like that pompous ass to go changing something that millions of people have seen countless times, just to stroke his ego some more, that prick.
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Well, to stroke something some more....... :rolleyes:
 
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