Post pics of you drunk out of your mind

[APRIL]

And be careful where you hide the bodies.

I just eat them.

 

[Coqui]

I just eat them.

Or you can just eat them with some Fava beans and a nice chianti

 

[Nyx]

That's why houses have fireplaces

My house has a wood-burning stove for heat, close enough.

 

[Coqui]

My house has a wood-burning stove for heat, close enough.

As long as it has enough space then you're all set.

 

[BigDov]

Moral of the story: Never allow incriminating pics to be in anyone else's possession, for any reason. Of course that's easier said than done

Way easier said than done

 

[BigDov]

As long as it has enough space then you're all set.

That's what the axe or chainsaw is for.

 

[Coqui]

Way easier said than done

We've already debunked that. You just didn't do the proven method.

 

[Coqui]

That's what the axe or chainsaw is for.

Well even in parts, you need to make sure it can handle the ashes, etc.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

 

[BigDov]

We've already debunked that. You just didn't do the proven method.

Yeah but..... I don't have a fireplace, woodstove or even a pen full of hungry pigs to feed my friends to.

 

[APRIL]

OMG QUIT DERAILING THREADS YOU PEONS!

 

[Nyx]

As long as it has enough space then you're all set.

Cut the bodies into small enough pieces, clean the ashes out every once in a while, works for me.

 

[Coqui]

Yeah but..... I don't have a fireplace, woodstove or even a pen full of hungry pigs to feed my friends to.

Hmmm, in that case, give me a second, I'll come up with something

 

[Nyx]

OMG QUIT DERAILING THREADS YOU PEONS!

BUT IT'S WHAT WE DO BEST!!!

 

[Coqui]

OMG QUIT DERAILING THREADS YOU PEONS!

You know this all started with someone posting a topless chick

 

[APRIL]

You know this all started with someone posting a topless chick

Bah, in that post had content related to this thread.

DONT BLAME ME!!!

 

[smileynev]

Kander is one hot mandude.

And I don't have any pics of drunk me, because I've never been staggering drunk.

 

[APRIL]

Kander is one hot mandude.

And I don't have any pics of drunk me, because I've never been staggering drunk.

I have a pic of you being fat.

 

[smileynev]

I have a pic of you being fat.

I have a pic of you being hot.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah but..... I don't have a fireplace, woodstove or even a pen full of hungry pigs to feed my friends to.

Take up some hobby where neighbors are used to seeing you bringing those large rubbermaid bins from your house to your car, like fishing, R/C cars/boats/plains, etc.

Encase yourself in PVC clothing, and use the liquid latex to cover most of your head. Shower to remove all stray hairs from your 'clothing'

Smash the back of their skulls with a rock, and use a machete bought with cash at least 3 states away to make the bodies fit the rubbermaid bins.

Fill the remaining open space in the bins with rocks, and duct tape the bins closed.

Puncture holes all over the outside of the bins, and dump 'em in the drink.