Possibly the most interesting plant in the universe...

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Latin name: Cockburnianus.

 

[Desslock]

Ouch.

 

[Nyx]

 

[Grunt]

Latin name: Cockburnianus.

I don't want to know what you were googling for when you found that plant

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I don't want to know what you were googling for when you found that plant

My dad told me, he was looking through a plant book and came to show me. I was somewhat hesitant to image search to find a pic of it though.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Cockburnianus.

needs moar lube

 

[Desslock]

It was probably named by some sick plant fucker.

Plantfucker: This one burns my jewels and my arse. I shall name it cockburnianus

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

It was probably named by some sick plant fucker.

Plantfucker: This one burns my jewels and my arse. I shall name it cockburnianus

I don't think the ancient Romans liked shoving stuff like that up their arseholes. Just a guess.

 

[fly]

I don't think the ancient Romans liked shoving stuff like that up their arseholes. Just a guess.

Sure they did. Wait. That was the Greeks. Close enough...

 

[Desslock]

I don't think the ancient Romans liked shoving stuff like that up their arseholes. Just a guess.

Romans were famous for wild orgies.

 

[Grunt]

It was probably named by some sick plant fucker.

Plantfucker: This one burns my jewels and my arse. I shall name it cockburnianus

I'm going to discover a plant some day and give it some fucked up name like this.
But I doubt I could beat Cockburnianus

I can't believe its a real plant...

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Sure they did. Wait. That was the Greeks. Close enough...

Yeah I guess, I saw some awesome Greek temples in Italy when I went.

I wonder what cockburnianus means in latin, if I hadnt dropped it Im sure I could figure out some of it. :o

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I don't think the ancient Romans liked shoving stuff like that up their arseholes. Just a guess.

I figured that was why they were so pissed off all the time

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I figured that was why they were so pissed off all the time

They weren't just pissed off, just creative.

 

[BigDov]

that shit's not funny at all

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

that shit's not funny at all

Personal experience?

 

[BigDov]

Personal experience?

Well, there WAS this one time I was chasing a rabbit and got a 4 inch cactus thorn stuck in one of my ass cheeks, and it burned. No cockburninmyanus though.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I thought this was going to be about the Ficus.

Oddly enough, I saw a 'FIKUS' license plate the other day

 

[fly]

I thought this was going to be about the Ficus.

Oddly enough, I saw a 'FIKUS' license plate the other day

It wasn't by your new house, was it?

 

[Baron Von Awesome]

Yeah I guess, I saw some awesome Greek temples in Italy when I went.

I wonder what cockburnianus means in latin, if I hadnt dropped it Im sure I could figure out some of it. :o

How was that trip? Get any pics of football grounds?