Food Police: Wife Cuts off Husband's Penis, Tosses it in Garbage Disposal

[Applesauce]

That's just fucking horrible, jeezus Christ.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Food.

 

[b_sinning]

Why in the world would you accept food from someone you were divorcing. Hell, I'm married and still wait for my son or a dog to take a few bites first.

 

[Wessels]

buying myself a chastity belt...

 

[tre]

buying myself a chastity belt...

are you really in any danger of a female doing anything to your peen?

 

[Wessels]

you can never be too cautious with your peen

 

[ZRH]

you can never be too cautious with your peen

Just be yourself.

 

[eileenbunny]

Ugh, I hope that woman rots in jail forever.

 

[JAXvillain]

this seems like a good place for this

 

[Wessels]

^ω^

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why in the world would you accept food from someone you were divorcing. Hell, I'm married and still wait for my son or a dog to take a few bites first.

TSRH
Never, ever, ever piss off the person that prepares your food.
Ever.
This guy learned that lesson too late.