Please welcome Mr. Susan

[Mr. Susan]

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I just activated my account and will be here shortly to answer all questions. Give me something to talk about!

 

[JAXvillain]

bot or not??

 

[Valve1138]

Hello?

 

[Mr. Susan]

Howdy.

 

[JAXvillain]

you're from M, aren't you?

how did you learn about this place?

 

[JAXvillain]

holy shit...I just ran across this gem of yours at M completely coincidentally

Eat a banana.
Keep the skin and make it warm in a microwave (warm NOT HOT)
Place skin over cock and pump it

 

[Valve1138]

 

[Mr. Susan]

It also makes them banana skins extra slippery. If someone treads on one of those bad boys they're going down, Mario Kart 64 style.

 

[APRIL]

Hey, welcome.

 

[kiwi]

Hello! Tell us something about yourself (aside from your creative use of banana skins).

 

[Mr. Susan]

Um, I'm 17 and from the UK, fairly into gaming, self proclaimed film-buff and lazy jobless student.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So how do you get the smell of banana off your wang?
Theres the very serious possibility of gorilla attacks in my area, but I would like to try your recipe.

 

[fly]

holy shit...I just ran across this gem of yours at M completely coincidentally

Would it be better to just make 1 slit in the banana with a knife, and scoop the banana out?

 

[JAXvillain]

Would it be better to just make 1 slit in the banana with a knife, and scoop the banana out?

what are you looking at me for? ask the expert

 

[b_sinning]

Life must be hard for a boy named Sue.

 

[plot]

I have an abundance of squash for some reason, is there a way I can turn these into a sex toy too?

 

[Dream]

Welcome Mr. Susan. How is the weather?

 

[Mr. Susan]

It was sunny yesterday but I just now woke up and it's pissing it down
Gonna make it hard to go outside for a wake 'n' bake.

 

[thrawn]

thrawn says hello

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Um, I'm 17 and from the UK, fairly into gaming, self proclaimed film-buff and lazy jobless student.

I read that and thought it said you were a fairy,

That rocks.

Welcome.