Syrup Beaver
pants log
Michael J. Fox?
Wouldn't that be shaken baby syndrome?
Michael J. Fox?
According to Syrup Beaver I'm a bot.
(You don't really want to release Katie Holmes into the real world do you? For god sake if that happens, who's baby will she have next? Kevin Costner? Michael J. Fox? Kirk Cameron? River Phoenix...oh wait...)
Hay there sweet cakes. Wanna moons over my hammy?
Whoever the fuck you are, riddle me this:
If hobos are the only ones that drink thunderbird
And thunderbird is two fifty a bottle
And your average hobo collects only 48cents in change a day
And I had to spend last night sober due to gastro-intestinal issues,
Than how many pints of hobo blood will I have to consume to catch up to Chikkens (aka syrup beaver) BAC levels?