Please welcome ButtermilkPancake

[ButtermilkPancake]

AUTO GENERATED THREAD​

I just activated my account and will be here shortly to answer all questions. Give me something to talk about!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Your timing, would seem, impeccable, as it were.


edit - Welcome, and what is your position on retarded snowmen?

 

[ButtermilkPancake]

Every Syrup Beaver needs a ButtermilkPancake...

Retarded stupid or retarded slow?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Retarded as in crossing Storrow Drive with a fishing pole during rush hour retarded.

 

[BeerAd]

Welcome Pancake! cigar and a waffle?

 

[ButtermilkPancake]

Retarded as in crossing Storrow Drive with a fishing pole during rush hour retarded.

Does the fishing pole have a little orange flag attached to the top of it? 'Cause that would really clear things up for me.

 

[ButtermilkPancake]

Welcome Pancake! cigar and a waffle?

Thank you, but just a cigar. I'm antiwaffle. You can't trust something with so many little squares.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Does the fishing pole have a little orange flag attached to the top of it? 'Cause that would really clear things up for me.

Like the one on McCain's Rascal?

 

[ButtermilkPancake]

Like the one on McCain's Rascal?

Wait, are we talking about retarded snowmen or old snowmen?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What's the difference? They both poop their pants, drool, and hold up the freakin' line at the grocery store.

Oh wait, the retarded people can probably drive better.

 

[ButtermilkPancake]

What's the difference? They both poop their pants, drool, and hold up the freakin' line at the grocery store.

Oh wait, the retarded people can probably drive better.

That settles it then. My official position on snowmen is: Let the Wookie win...

On a totally unrelated topic, Why am I rated PG?????? And what are Marklars???? And how did I get 45 of them?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That settles it then. My official position on snowmen is: Let the Wookie win...

I'm calling bot

Why am I rated PG??????

Pterodactyl Goulash

And what are Marklars????

Constant and painful reminders of

And how did I get 45 of them?

Apparantly, you have pleased :gloerf: in some fashion

 

[APRIL]

dupe acct = b7

 

[ButtermilkPancake]

dupe acct = b7

But April, I LOOOOOVVVEEE YOU!

 

[fly]

:gloerf:

 

[APRIL]

But April, I LOOOOOVVVEEE YOU!

Hay there sweet cakes. Wanna moons over my hammy?

 

[ButtermilkPancake]

:gloerf:

howdy fly! can you believe I've gone all geek squad?

 

[ButtermilkPancake]

Hay there sweet cakes. Wanna moons over my hammy?

Hey! Sure...um... just go easy on me, k? Is there a lingo cheat sheet for newBs?

 

[Dharma1521]

Who are you? Who sent you here? WHY WONT YOU DAMN SCIENTOLOGIST LEAVE US ALONE AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FREE KATIE HOLMES.

 

[ButtermilkPancake]

Who are you? Who sent you here? WHY WONT YOU DAMN SCIENTOLOGIST LEAVE US ALONE AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FREE KATIE HOLMES.

According to Syrup Beaver I'm a bot.

(You don't really want to release Katie Holmes into the real world do you? For god sake if that happens, who's baby will she have next? Kevin Costner? Michael J. Fox? Kirk Cameron? River Phoenix...oh wait...)