played poker with webster last night

[JAXvillain]

went to 2 bars that were having texas holdem tournaments last night and the 2nd place, sure enough, there was webster sitting at the table next to me...he freakin won too!

 

[wr3kt]

The entire tournament?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

emanuel lewis?
Was he sitting on a stack of like 15 phonebooks?

 

[simple]

ironically enough, the night before i was chillin' with webster (I call him web lite) at the AA meeting

that little guy can drink

 

[JAXvillain]

The entire tournament?

yup, he won the tournament!
yes, it was emanuel lewis...he lives in ATL

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

did you get to touch him?

 

[fly]

did you get to touch him?

More importantly, did you bend him over your desk and bury your face in his ass?

 

[Fat Burger]

I hate him, he's like a wannabe midget.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I hate him, he's like a wannabe midget.

Id pay good money to see him and gary coleman fight it out

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I wanna eat his spleen, capture him for me will you?

 

[bast_imret]

But if I go to hell, well then I hope I burn well. I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk. And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist. And Webster, yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ

 

[SwedishChef]

 

[JJ Lady]

We don't need no water!

 

[Ryokurin]

thats sick!

too bad I suck at poker. I cant even sit there and watch because im clueless.

 

[biskoking]

yup, he won the tournament!
yes, it was emanuel lewis...he lives in ATL

he used to be at all the events at lubys (my local bar)

the first time i noticed it was him he was at the urinal next to me