You clearly have never met him. He's not your normal cat.
Those who he has bitten: @my little brony, @fly, @Duke, @Mr. Asa (?), me repeatedly, @Applesauce (?), @Wessels, @Dharma1521, @who am I missing?
He would be this cat, but he would kill whomever put that mask on him first. There would be blood... then he'd enjoy a scotch afterwards.
Who is everyone always missing?