Picking on people

thrawn

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Picking on people runs in my family. My grandfather loves annoying people, my dad enjoys it but is not quite as mean and it amuses me to no end. I was visiting my grandfather yesterday evening, we were taking a walk and I asked him if the black walnuts were any good this year. He said he hadn't checked any yet, grab a few and we'll find out. We walk back up to the greenhouse and I threw the ones I had gathered on the pavement, he grabbed a piece of 4x4 and broke a few of them open. I picked out a few pieces and ate them. About that time a cousin from my mom's side of the family pulled up, he wanted some firewood for camping this weekend. I told my grandfather, "Hey, watch this." My cousin walks over and says hello, whatcha doing. I picked up a handful of black walnut shucks and told him to rub them around in his hands. So he does. My grandfather and I started cackling, my cousin had a confused look on his face and my grandfather said, "I think you've been had." And the both of us started laughing again.

So anyways, that's the end of my story. Do you enjoy irritating people, does it offend you or are you indifferent?
 
thrawn said:
I was visiting my grandfather yesterday evening, we were taking a walk and I asked him if the black walnuts were any good this year. He said he hadn't checked yet, grabs his crotch, then said lets find out.


That would have made a better story.
 
Bubbles said:
While I love irritating people and am aware of your love of irritation.....

I DON'T GET YOUR STORY.



The oil from the husks leaves a dark, indelible stain on anything it touches.



IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU ARE ALL IGNORANT OF THE FUN THAT CAN BE HAD WITH BLACK NUTS.
 
thrawn said:
The oil from the husks leaves a dark, indelible stain on anything it touches.



IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU ARE ALL IGNORANT OF THE FUN THAT CAN BE HAD WITH BLACK NUTS.
Indeed. I've ruined many pairs of clothes that way and I've even got a black stain on the carpet of my truck from one. :(

How long did it stay on your cousin's hands?