People with "one up" syndrome

I kinda doubt that. See, I have this rule about my guy friends that they can't have their wives/gf/whatever stand up for them when they're outclassed.

Uh, this does not happen, fancypants.

I chime in. I'm allowed.

Also, :fly: , :rolleyes: , & :tard:
 
can you guys just each pull out a measuring tape, take pics of your dicks next to them, and then PM the pics to each other please?