Patrick Swayze's Dead

[Dharma1521]

what's an acceptable age for you? I was a senior in HS at 16

I was a sophmore in college and I still think i was too young.

 

[tre]

i don't think you're ever really ready until you're in love, to be honest.


Not that it ever stopped me or anything...

 

[APRIL]

There isn't a set age of when you should get your freak on...everyone matures differently. Wish I had started earlier. Yeah!

 

[tre]

for the record, april already tried to claim my son's virginity "when he's 18"

 

[Thorn Bird]

i don't think you're ever really ready until you're in love, to be honest.


Not that it ever stopped me or anything...

that's a great answer.

 

[Sarcasmo]

You're ready the moment your loins start demanding you plunge your pork sword into someone's moist sheath.

 

[APRIL]

for the record, april already tried to claim my son's virginity "when he's 18"

It would be creepy to before that. I would be 24 years older than him.

...but I have dibs!

 

[tre]

It would be creepy to before that. I would be 24 years older than him.

...but I have dibs!

thorn already claimed him for spangelet, you'll have to wrestle with her for him, preferable in a small pool.

 

[kiwi]

thorn already claimed him for spangelet, you'll have to wrestle with her for him, preferable in a small pool.

Is she wrestling Thorn or Spangelet? Either way I'm putting my money on them (not April).

 

[APRIL]

Hey!

 

[Thorn Bird]

now listen up. i have actually wrassled in green jello. don't mess with me. and spangelet would not hesitate to get in a tub of it and tickle someone out of the ring, april. so don't mess with either one of us.

 

[plot]

That one documentary about Swayze before he was famous is awesome. Apparently he was a bouncer for this rough bar in Kansas or somewhere and fought all these dudes and ended up ripping some guy's throat out. How they got all that footage amazes me.

it was at the roadhouse somewhere in bumfuck missouri. they still drive monster trucks everywhere.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i don't think you're ever really ready until you're in love, to be honest.


Not that it ever stopped me or anything...

So sex is only if you're in love? I wouldn't have sex with someone I completely hated but damn, people got needs and I don't fall in love easily.

 

[APRIL]

now listen up. i have actually wrassled in green jello. don't mess with me. and spangelet would not hesitate to get in a tub of it and tickle someone out of the ring, april. so don't mess with either one of us.

I can't handle the tickling!

 

[Thorn Bird]

I can't handle the tickling!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm not tickling except in about 2 spots on my tummy, they're quite hard to find.

 

[Thorn Bird]

I'm not tickling except in about 2 spots on my tummy, they're quite hard to find.

i'm so ticklish that i start beating you if you get to my feet. not kidding.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I love tickling people. I was sat on some guys bed years ago and he poked me in one of my very ticklish spots (ON MY STOMACH ) and I actually reacted so much I did a backflip off the bed and landed at the other side of the room. I'd love to see a video of it.

 

[APRIL]

i'm so ticklish that i start beating you if you get to my feet. not kidding.

Me too, Zac will sit on me and tickle my feet. I will hit his back as hard as I can to make him stop. Ahhh I hate it!!!

 

[tre]

So sex is only if you're in love? I wouldn't have sex with someone I completely hated but damn, people got needs and I don't fall in love easily.

not at all, but for the first time I would think so.

It's definitely better when you're in love.