GAY OWLS

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Is he the one that got busted for child porn? I may be getting my aging British rockers mixed up.

That was Pete Townshend, guitarist for The Who

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Lead something.
Whatever, fuck

Oh! Lead guitar fucker. Got it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Richards is the lead singer of the Rolling Stones.

I would imagine he sings like a dissected frog

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I would imagine he sings like a dissected frog

Hit with a hammer.

 

[JAXvillain]

Hit with a hammer.

And then fed to a burrowing deer.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

And then fed to a burrowing deer.

Burrow owl disapproves

 

[Petunia]

Kikis are not normal

They:

Poop all the time
Have foreheads and receding hairlines the size of aircraft carriers
continually exhibit self destructive behaviors, yet continue to stay alive

damn you five heaaaaad

 

[JAXvillain]

damn you five heaaaaad

You have to always look for the silver lining. You have mad skeet real estate!

 

[Josh]

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

@APRIL
TeeFury.com has an owl/fistful of dollars mash up that you might like, shirts run a little small
24hrs only though

 

[APRIL]

@APRIL
TeeFury.com has an owl/fistful of dollars mash up that you might like, shirts run a little small
24hrs only though

Orly? Shirt usually run big on me due to lack of hoohaas. I'll check it out.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Orly? Shirt usually run big on me due to lack of hoohaas. I'll check it out.

For their shirts, an XL is usually about halfway between a L and XL. I haven't noticed any substantial shrinking from them either.

 

[JAXvillain]

As opposed to our burrowing deer, these are burrowing owls.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

As opposed to our burrowing deer, these are burrowing owls.

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers In the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors Say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never Ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy Breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's The Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are You looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows The burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you Think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are Doing to the soil?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

what are queers doing to the soil?

 

[JAXvillain]

what are queers doing to the soil?

They're making it sprout rainbows all over the globe.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

what are queers doing to the soil?

According to the rest of the song they are building underground landing strips for gay martians.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

According to the rest of the song they are building underground landing strips for gay martians.

How do you land a spacecraft on an underground runway?
They obviously havent thought this through.
Certainly there has to be at least one gay engineer among them.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

How do you land a spacecraft on an underground runway?
They obviously havent thought this through.
Certainly there has to be at least one gay engineer among them.

Portals, duh.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Portals, duh.

gay portals?