WTF Orgasmic Meditation, clitoral stroking

[pacojas]

my longtime friend recently informed me that he had been certified to stroke clitoris's! he normally teaches young students music at a private school. before and after work,... he strokes clients. i mean,.. women make appointments to see him. it's purely intended to be meditative. no sex. no penetration. no speaking. if you break protocol you could lose your "license to stroke"!
now who's down for some REAL SEXUAL FRUSTRATION?!! i know i'm not built for this, but i'd love to try it. no BS,.. google Orgasmic Meditation. there are Centers opening all up & down California!

 

[MacG]

Last night I was a woman and I was masturbating in my dream.

I wish I was a woman, I'd be a lesbian and I could have 2 woman bodies at once. Giggity!

 

[pacojas]

Last night I was a woman and I was masturbating in my dream.

I wish I was a woman, I'd be a lesbian and I could have 2 woman bodies at once. Giggity!

i'm a lesbian trapped in a homo's body, so i can relate!

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Sounds all good and dandy until grandma walks through the door.

 

[nukes]

What's he charge per hour?
Can I take a side course in licking?
Sounds like a great part time job.

 

[Strings]

What's he charge per hour?
Can I take a side course in licking?
Sounds like a great part time job.

See post #4.

 

[pacojas]

What's he charge per hour?
Can I take a side course in licking?
Sounds like a great part time job.

lol,.. he paid for the course and upon certification he entered into this network of women from all walks of yuppie lifestyles and immediately started stroking! every so often the woman will reciprocate, but very rarely. it's all about therapy and discipline, i guess.
i might catch a charge, soooo ....

 

[Strings]

If you do this @nukes , I hope your first client is Caitlyn Jenner.

 

[pacojas]

If you do this @nukes , I hope your first client is Caitlyn Jenner.

WHOOPS!!! rotf

 

[pacojas]

Sounds all good and dandy until grandma walks through the door.

i imagine quite a few grandma's have signed up. it ain't all fine, young tenders, ya know. i'll ask him what has been his oldest client.

 

[nukes]

If you do this @nukes , I hope your first client is Caitlyn Jenner.

I'm a professional.
I'd be obligated to stroke her 10 inch clit.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Thinly disguised misogyny.

 

[Amstel]

If it was me, my clients would have height and weight requirements. No way I'm helping weight watcher customers too. Even if there's extra $ to be made.

 

[Amstel]

No. Fucking. Way.

 

[nukes]

No. Fucking. Way.

You have no business stroking clits for money.
Hos don't get to be picky.

 

[Strings]

Big girls need love too.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Thinly disguised sizeism.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

"Thinly"?

 

[Darth Handsome]

"Thinly"?

I ran one that up the flagpole to see if anyone saluted. Oorah.

 

[Petunia]

Wait what

A clit massage ? That you pay for

Why can one massage her own clit for free?