Onno's house is spotless

[itburnswhenipee]

If you had a shamwow you coulda dried cars on street corners for nickels!

No... that shit doesn't fly where I live.

 

[fly]

No... that shit doesn't fly where I live.

It does, its just that they'd beat the shit out of the skinny, white jew for taking their good nickels.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

No... that shit doesn't fly where I live.

Really?
The guys on corners here must make a killing
I saw a guy once with brand new sneakers, clean clothes, and a gut that looked like he hasnt missed a meal in years.

 

[Nyx]

Wonderful...he can come clean my house anytime.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Wonderful...he can come clean my house anytime.

I'm sure he'd take you up on that offer, too

 

[JAXvillain]

pics of new chick.






poor onno. i personally wouldn't appreciate the jokesterism. but hey.. i'm becoming a curmudgeon.

too early to be posting pics...feel like I'm going to jinx it or something

 

[b_sinning]

Is this the girl across the street from you w_a_w?

 

[JAXvillain]

Is this the girl across the street from you w_a_w?

yep

 

[Onnotangu]

poor onno. i personally wouldn't appreciate the jokesterism. but hey.. i'm becoming a curmudgeon.

Well I'm really not in the mood for jokes but I can't control others and what thy want to post. this is a free board.

 

[Onnotangu]

Wonderful...he can come clean my house anytime.

in a french maid outfit?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

what about students? even pushing 30 my house is a total fucking mess right now

 

[Jonny_B]

what about students? even pushing 30 my house is a total fucking mess right now

mine always was during the year, but when exam time or a big assignment due date loomed close i seemed to find time to clean it top to bottom.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

mine always was during the year, but when exam time or a big assignment due date loomed close i seemed to find time to clean it top to bottom.

i can't do any serious work if my place is messy. i have to clean it spotless if i'm studying or writing.

 

[Jonny_B]

i can't do any serious work if my place is messy. i have to clean it spotless if i'm studying or writing.

ditto, but i've never decided whether it's due to distraction or procrastination.

 

[Nyx]

in a french maid outfit?

I was planning to wear it myself, but I could loan it to you just this once.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

ditto, but i've never decided whether it's due to distraction or procrastination.

both, i'm convinced.
and given the current state of the nerd room, i am so screwed if i have to write anything soon

 

[Shalimar]

so I was right.

 

[kiwi]

My house is far from spotless, but I've been trying to do better and better at keeping it cleaned up and managing the clutter on a daily basis. You can tell kids live here though.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I like my house being clean and tidy. I clean up during every weekend, that's when I do big cleans. We have to turn on the heating to get hot water, so the dishes don't get done mid-week usually.

I actualyl brought a mop and floor soap on Saturday so I could mop up my floor and make it all shiny. We also changed some furniture round so that I have a nice studying space because I'm starting my degree on the 7th February.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

what about students? even pushing 30 my house is a total fucking mess right now

I think you're a bit beyond using the student excuse You're just plain messy.