online personas

[snoogit]

I love it when it gets shoved past my cervix.

I saw a magicians show like this once.

 

[plot]

this is why i can't be seen with you people in public.

 

[Applesauce]

eww@curved cawk

 

[plot]

at least we've pinpointed the exact moment she got herpes now.

 

[Duke]

Well, if this an example of your skills, ape, I'm dissapointed. That banana is looking extremely unsatisfied.

 

[JAXvillain]

Well, if this an example of your skills, ape, I'm dissapointed. That banana is looking extremely unsatisfied.

it's already 8" deep

 

[APRIL]

I saw a magicians show like this once.

It's painful, don't try it.

this is why i can't be seen with you people in public.

Come here little boy!

at least we've pinpointed the exact moment she got herpes now.

h8

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Well, if this an example of your skills, ape, I'm dissapointed. That banana is looking extremely unsatisfied. :fly:[/quote]
You can't tell how long that banana really is....

 

[APRIL]

it's already 8" deep

Very little gag reflex, woot!

 

[plot]

i might want to run for schoolboard someday in a small midwestern town, and this is the type of shit that will come back to haunt me.

 

[I.C.Water]

i dunno waw has met me so has sarah think thats it, i'm a goofy perv in person too, though when i met waw i didn't feel i could be myself in front of his then gf cause she was wound a little tight lol. and by goofy perv i dont mean i'll rape you in a clown suit just turn everything into a sex joke

 

[kiwi]

I'm way more reserved in person, unless I really know you well, then watch out.

 

[I.C.Water]

 

[Duke]

Spoiler

had to be done

 

[OzSTEEZ]

who'd have thought this thread would become nsfw..

 

[APRIL]

That is pretty fucking funny.

 

[taivas]

hahahahahahaha

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Brilliant

 

[Applesauce]

Spoiler

had to be done

 

[APRIL]

ape looks like shes in freaking heaven

gobble gobble.

 

[JAXvillain]

did you make him go pew pew?