OMG Im in jail!!!1

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Heres me standing in a cell at Alcatraz.
On the teir right above this one is where Al Capones cell was.
I felt oddly comfortable there. Dunno why.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Hahahahha, sweet.

The toilet is cleaner than the ones I see in gas stations.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hahahahha, sweet.

The toilet is cleaner than the ones I see in gas stations.

The cells were just long enough that the toilet is directly at the end of the bed. So close that they touched eachother. You could poop from bed if you wanted.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Sounds like a comfy little slice of paradise.

Ocean views I imagine...

 

[Fat Burger]

Why didn't they just cut a whole in the beds? That'd be easier for everyone involved.

 

[APRIL]

So, while youre in there... mind facing your back to me and turning your head and growling like a dragon?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why didn't they just cut a whole in the beds? That'd be easier for everyone involved.

they were too busy cutting holes in the walls

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So, while youre in there... mind facing your back to me and turning your head and growling like a dragon?

huh?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Sounds like a comfy little slice of paradise.

Ocean views I imagine...

Oh yeah
Nice views of the bay and the ocean
Except for the solitay confinement cells
They have no windows for some reason

 

[fly]

Yeah that's great. Noodes plz. Thx

 

[APRIL]

huh?

Do eet.

 

[smileynev]

So, did you drop trou and take a dump in the toilet?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So, did you drop trou and take a dump in the toilet?

sure did
the smell cleared all of d-block

 

[thrawn]

you look right at home there, sir

 

[JAXvillain]

So, while youre in there... mind facing your back to me and turning your head and growling like a dragon?

starsky & hutch saw that on the flight back from europe this summer

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

you look right at home there, sir

I was gonna crawl into the bunk and take a nap, but I was asked to leave