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OMG Im in jail!!!1

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by Mustard Dispenser, Oct 8, 2004.

  1. Heres me standing in a cell at Alcatraz.
    On the teir right above this one is where Al Capones cell was.
    I felt oddly comfortable there. Dunno why.

  2. Hahahahha, sweet.

    The toilet is cleaner than the ones I see in gas stations.
  3. The cells were just long enough that the toilet is directly at the end of the bed. So close that they touched eachother. You could poop from bed if you wanted.
  4. Sounds like a comfy little slice of paradise.

    Ocean views I imagine...
  5. Why didn't they just cut a whole in the beds? That'd be easier for everyone involved.
  6. So, while youre in there... mind facing your back to me and turning your head and growling like a dragon?
  7. they were too busy cutting holes in the walls:shady:
  8. huh?
  9. Oh yeah
    Nice views of the bay and the ocean
    Except for the solitay confinement cells
    They have no windows for some reason:confused:
  10. Yeah that's great. Noodes plz. Thx

  11. Do eet.
  12. So, did you drop trou and take a dump in the toilet?
  13. sure did
    the smell cleared all of d-block
  14. you look right at home there, sir
  15. starsky & hutch:p saw that on the flight back from europe this summer
  16. I was gonna crawl into the bunk and take a nap, but I was asked to leave:shady: