okay so who's willing to bid on this item?

[simple]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11741&item=5954010549&rd=1

LOL

 

[APRIL]

Up for bid is an evil, deranged, cursed, possessed Ventriloquist Dummy. Since the doll told me to buy him, I have:

* Lost my job
* Wife left me
* Wrecked my car
* Fell down the stairs (I think it tripped me)
* Lost my house
* I can't talk to my kids because the doll gets jealous

 

[smileynev]

great, another elpmis ebay thread...

 

[simple]

great, another elpmis ebay thread...

this my first ebay thread, thanks

 

[smileynev]

this my first ebay thread, thanks

That you know of. For those of us that don't adhere to the constricting restraints of space time, this is but the first of many on your downwards slide to theacoustician humor.

 

[simple]

That you know of. For those of us that don't adhere to the constricting restraints of space time, this is but the first of many on your downwards slide to theacoustician humor.

so are you saying my thread is haunted?

 

[simple]

wow, what the

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5554240982&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

 

[Millions]

wow, what the

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5554240982&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

What the fuck? You'd think if it was really haunted and disturbing him he'd unload it for cheaper then $1000 bucks, Buy it Now at $70,000! Christ!

 

[smileynev]

so are you saying my thread is haunted?

I'm saying by the end of this year you're gonna be laughing at reruns of full house WITH the tv studio audience.

 

[smileynev]

wow, what the

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5554240982&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

fake or not, thats a fucking spooky story.

 

[simple]

Haunted Clown Doll

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5554194046&rd=1

 

[simple]

all of ebay's haunted items stories are interesting and also people fucking bid on the items

 

[simple]

lol - here's a haunted house for sale

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5553502298&rd=1

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I have some underpants haunted by the stench of 1000 farts
I wonder what I can get for those?

 

[wr3kt]

Buy it now for $70,000 on the mirror.

Sounds like they REALLY want to get rid of it.

 

[smileynev]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5554193874&rd=1

Haunted furry child.

 

[smileynev]

Haunted Clown Doll

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5554194046&rd=1

wtf same story as my haunted furry kid.

 

[smileynev]

lol - here's a haunted house for sale

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5553502298&rd=1

I never, ever watch that show, but its on in the background sometimes and I remember that particular episode/incident.

 

[smileynev]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2394&item=5554717781&rd=1

thump thump

 

[Restless]

i'll buy it for £10 just to watch the thing burn