okay so who's willing to bid on this item?

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Up for bid is an evil, deranged, cursed, possessed Ventriloquist Dummy. Since the doll told me to buy him, I have:

* Lost my job
* Wife left me
* Wrecked my car
* Fell down the stairs (I think it tripped me)
* Lost my house
* I can't talk to my kids because the doll gets jealous
 
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smileynev

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elpmis said:
this my first ebay thread, thanks

That you know of. For those of us that don't adhere to the constricting restraints of space time, this is but the first of many on your downwards slide to theacoustician humor.
 

simple

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smileynev said:
That you know of. For those of us that don't adhere to the constricting restraints of space time, this is but the first of many on your downwards slide to theacoustician humor.
so are you saying my thread is haunted?
 
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smileynev

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elpmis said:
so are you saying my thread is haunted?

I'm saying by the end of this year you're gonna be laughing at reruns of full house WITH the tv studio audience.
 

simple

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all of ebay's haunted items stories are interesting and also people fucking bid on the items
 

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Buy it now for $70,000 on the mirror. :lol:

Sounds like they REALLY want to get rid of it. :lol: