NSFW OK, so this is a thing.

[nukes]

I'm cool. I might have to go look at more ADULT cis hetero porn to remove that image.
Then again it's only disturbing because it was disembodied with no legs or upper body.
Yep-more porn.

 

[Lambie]

"Whose got a baby, any MALE baby? "

I GOTS WORK TO DO

 

[nukes]

I GOTS WORK TO DO

 

[Darth Handsome]

"Whose got a baby, any MALE baby? "

Who's

 

[Lambie]

Who's

Sieg Heil

 

[Darth Handsome]

Sieg Heil

Its been a tricky day for that one.

 

[Lambie]

Its been a tricky day for that one.

Isn't it always?

 

[nukes]

Its been a tricky day for that one.

You ain't got shit on me pal.
Wife called and asked me to go east and pick up 5 lbs of pork belly.
I was already in the West end.
The Mexican who I talked to didn't understand weight-or-english, so I ended up with 9 lbs. $46. And all that driving back to the east side.
FML.

 

[Strings]

You ain't got shit on me pal.
Wife called and asked me to go east and pick up 5 lbs of pork belly.
I was already in the West end.
The Mexican who I talked to didn't understand weight-or-english, so I ended up with 9 lbs. $46. And all that driving back to the east side.
FML.

You got took, schnook.

 

[nukes]

You got took, schnook.

Still cheaper than a hotel.

 

[Strings]

Still cheaper than a hotel.

Long term for sure.

 

[gee]

Oh fuck I clicked on that and it's gonna be in my Amazon search history.

I subscribe to http://theworstthingsforsale.com - my amazon recommended items list is 10 kinds of fuck right now.

 

[gee]

"You recently viewed:"

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004CMMFK0/ref=?tag=natdee-20

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Who's

YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

 

[fly]

"you see honey, I always secretly wanted to be a Bris Rabbi..."

That's what I say every time I kiss em on the schmeckle.

 

[HipHugHer]

You ain't got shit on me pal.
Wife called and asked me to go east and pick up 5 lbs of pork belly.
I was already in the West end.
The Mexican who I talked to didn't understand weight-or-english, so I ended up with 9 lbs. $46. And all that driving back to the east side.
FML.

You of all people should have no problem converting ounces and pounds to grams and kilos in your head.

 

[APRIL]

At least the questions and reviews are hilarious.

 

[Lambie]

The reviews are awesomesaucage.

 

[Floptical]

Little did we know that it's actually a body mold of @my little brony

 

[Floptical]

A vinyl baby crotch for circumcision training...

I'm sure the tips are better than your current job