oh, no! Hep! An advice thread for the moms.

[Syrup Beaver]

Resolve works pretty good

 

[smileynev]

Resolve works pretty good

yes, the spray moreso then the foam.

 

[Coqui]

OxyClean works wonders. Give it a try

 

[fly]

Resolve works pretty good

Ya know that brown stuff that forms when you leave a dead hooker in the garage for a couple of days? I've found that 2 parts Resolve, 1 part OJ, and 1oz deer semen will remove that.

 

[thrawn]

did you try beer? the alcohol in guinness works wonders for removing stains. you may not think it but oxyclean is made from guinness.

 

[kristchan]

is he biting her face?

 

[kristchan]

did you try beer? the alcohol in guinness works wonders for removing stains. you may not think it but oxyclean is made from guinness.

purged the house of all the alcohol (except for a couple of bottles of kosher wine) when I found out I was pregnant

 

[thrawn]

GO BUY SOME THEN

 

[kristchan]

GO BUY SOME THEN

I WILL NOT HAVE BEER IN MY HOUSE UNTIL MAY

that would look great. my big pregnant arse waddling around the liquor store. picking up some beer. someone would call CPS.

 

[smileynev]

I thought you just had a kid?

Pez dispenser?

 

[fly]

I thought you just had a kid?

Pez dispenser?

Reminds me of that Nicole Brown Simpson joke.

 

[kristchan]

I thought you just had a kid?

Pez dispenser?

Like all women should do, I spend my life pregnant and in the kitchen.



My daughter will be 5 on the 23rd. (She had her tonsils removed yesterday. Hence the puking.) I'm due with daughter #2 on April 25th.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Reminds me of that Nicole Brown Simpson joke.

:curiositypiqued:

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ya know that brown stuff that forms when you leave a dead hooker in the garage for a couple of days? I've found that 2 parts Resolve, 1 part OJ, and 1oz deer semen will remove that.

I had my garage floor sealed with a poly like coating, the pressure washer gets rid of dead hooker, mailman, dmv worker, etc. like nothin'

 

[fly]

:curiositypiqued:

Something about OJ turning Nicole and Ron Brown into Pez dispensers. Can't remember the joke.

 

[smileynev]

Like all women should do, I spend my life pregnant and in the kitchen.



My daughter will be 5 on the 23rd. (She had her tonsils removed yesterday. Hence the puking.) I'm due with daughter #2 on April 25th.

Oh, thats many years apart. Babies smell like flowers.

 

[smileynev]

Something about OJ turning Nicole and Ron Brown into Pez dispensers. Can't remember the joke.

That makes no sense.

 

[kristchan]

Oh, thats many years apart. Babies smell like flowers.

not so far apart that I believe that!

This time around, the diaper pail will be kept on the deck. Those things are worse than litter boxes.

 

[smileynev]

not so far apart that I believe that!

This time around, the diaper pail will be kept on the deck. Those things are worse than litter boxes.

Diaper Genies are great. Just so long as you empty them.

 

[fly]

That makes no sense.

HE SLIT HER THROAT JERKFACE