Thankfully we don't let people bring water bottles on planes that didn't cost $19 at the airport, so we're all safe.
when i was going thru security IN TORONTO, I had a bottle of water in my bag.. the scanner girl was sitting there at the desk with the screen monitor that shows your luggage and she was fucking using her blackberry under the table. she didnt even look at the screen and my bottle of water got thru security, so i took the bottle out, walked up to a group of other security dudes and i asked WHOS IN CHARGE HERE? and this guy pointed at himself and i tossed him the bottle of water, he caught it, and i said, your idiot scanner girl is too busy playing with her blackberry and my water just got thru your sophisticated machines.
and i walked away. i went around the corner and peeked back the the Boss guy was ripping the phone outta her hand and I LOLd