Halp Official Tard-O-Matic Political Derpy Thread

[nukes]

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[Strings]

Hey @nukes , all this arguing over who's the better politician reminds me of TB and the who's a better bass player donnybrooks.

 

[gee]

cutting down a healthy tree to display it in your house for two weeks is stupid anyways

They smell good though.

And my hometown has a great big Christmas tree bonfire at the end of the season everyone brings their trees too. You can't say that's not awesome.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

cutting down a healthy tree to display it in your house for two weeks is stupid anyways

Also quite messy

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

They smell good though.

And my hometown has a great big Christmas tree bonfire at the end of the season everyone brings their trees too. You can't say that's not awesome.

Oh, I could say its not awesome
But Id be wrong

 

[gee]

Oh and real Christmas trees are biodegradable, fake ones aren't even recyclable. Captain Planet is gonna whoop your asses.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Oh and real Christmas trees are biodegradable, fake ones aren't even recyclable. Captain Planet is gonna whoop your asses.

Not really a concern when you use it for decades and you throw out 100x as much plastic each year.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Guess who this comment is about:

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the void to save America.

 

[definitely]

roommates and I snuck a real tree up to the apartment this year. think there are probably rules against real ones but we didn't run into anyone on the way up so we'll call it safe.

looks great. smells great. makes us all feel way more christmas-y.

good stuff. fuck plastic.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

roommates and I snuck a real tree up to the apartment this year. think there are probably rules against real ones but we didn't run into anyone on the way up so we'll call it safe.

looks great. smells great. makes us all feel way more christmas-y.

good stuff. fuck plastic.

Now go old school and light it with candles.

 

[Strings]

I know what I'm getting Def if I draw his name for secret Santa.

 

[definitely]

Now go old school and light it with candles.

it's right next to the curtains. I see no risks.

if anything we'll call it free heating. canadian winters need that.

 

[definitely]

I will say, we've always used incandescents on the tree. mom always hated the look of LEDs. I've continued the tradition.

 

[Jehannum]

Guess who this comment is about:

Is that a quote about Nixon?

 

[Ledboots]

Guess who this comment is about:

Either Trump or, less obviously, Bill Clinton

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Is that a quote about Nixon?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

House passes a bill to allow reciprocity of concealed carry licenses across all states (if I'm reading that right)

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/12/06/house-passes-concealed-carry-gun-bill-283768

 

[adi]

left - how dare you judge all muslims as terrorists when it is only some.
left - All trump supporters are racist. Fuck every cop.

This is how they really think

i dont know about racist but fuckwits for sure

 

[my little brony]

House passes a bill to allow reciprocity of concealed carry licenses across all states (if I'm reading that right)

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/12/06/house-passes-concealed-carry-gun-bill-283768

"is a huge win for freedom, the American people, and the 15 million concealed carry permit holders across this country who every day become the risk of becoming criminals because they cross an invisible state line."

so borders are just invisible lines that shouldn't restrict a person's rights

noted

 

[adi]

I thought it was a chain of book stores


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