office pranks.. why do they start

[Penis Envy]

So i tend to collect my empty soda cans on my filing cabinet and starting yesterday someone thought it'd be funny to stack them up in front of my monitors.

yes.. funny the first time

not funny the 4th time in a day.

and 2 times today..

I came in this morning to all my cables being unplugged from my computer.. come up with something more original people..

Have any suggestions on retaliation. I think i'm about to start a war seeing as i dont know who it is and there are alot of suspects.. I'm going to start pranking everyone.

This is a friend of mine knocking them down. This causes the whole office to clap loudly.. its humurous

this is me returning the favor to someone i thought was doing it..
he wasn't but thought it was funny non the less.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

roadkill on top of the cieling tile over their desk is always good

 

[itburnswhenipee]

goatse wallpaper and locked down desktop.

 

[Coqui]

Remove all but one screw on their char

 

[fly]

Throw your empty soda cans away dirtball.

 

[ERage]

Cover their desk in diesel and set it on fire. then dance around it laughing hysterically while throwing in balls of paper and fanning the flames with file folders.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why do you drink diet soda, fag?
Its not like you have an ounce of fat on you.


PS- diet sodas are for girls!

 

[Thorn Bird]

are you sure someone's using a fun way to tell you to throw them away? of course, it seems like this could be a routine office prank now.

 

[bast_imret]

I work in a paper mill as most of you know, making toilet paper (amongst other fine products) and one day I took a few rolls of TP and wrapped every item in a co-workers office in it. Not just TPed, I'm talking mummified. Monitor, chair, stapler, phone, pen, the whole nine yards. Didn't get to see his reaction, though I'm sure it was funny.


Random Fact: I'm posting from the toilet.

 

[Sarcasmo]

roadkill on top of the cieling tile over their desk is always good

 

[Pandora]

Someone's prolly trying to tell you to throw your crap away, but they just wanna be nice about it. Or maybe they think the cans look prettier there? Or maybe they know that you're a slacker and don't really need to see your monitors anyway since you don't ever do any real work around there. Okay maybe I'm just thinking of some of my coworkers now... :thrawn:

 

[eileenbunny]

fill the cubicles with balloons or styrofoam packing peanuts

Once we taped my bosses chair to the ceiling, that was fun.

 

[fly]

fill the cubicles with balloons or styrofoam packing peanuts

Once we taped my bosses chair to the ceiling, that was fun.

What kind of 100mph duct tape did you use for that?

 

[Bubbles]

What kind of 100mph duct tape did you use for that?

same kind kiwi's bringing to tape me to the ceiling

 

[Sp`ange]

burn your co-workers' desk. that'd teach 'em.

 

[water]

burn your co-workers' spouse or significant other. that'd teach 'em.

fixt for pwnitivityness

 

[ERage]

bang your co-workers' spouse or significant other. that'd teach 'em.

fixt for pwnitivityness++

 

[kotzbrocken]

This is messy, but.....

Tape the entrance to their cube, and if you're nice, cover the important stuff inside with plastic. Then fill the entire cub with styrofoam peanuts. That should teach 'em.

 

[JJ Lady]

I think I already said that my IT guy likes to tie those pull fireworks to the keyboard drawers so it scares people when they go off.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

film your co-workers' spouse or significant other banging their pet while wearing a clown costume. that'd teach 'em.

fixt for pwnitivityness++