GAY (no prefix)

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

the baddest mother fucker ever

Right.
:gayo:

 

[shane mack]

im huge in japan

 

[Mortlach]

thats the worst freaking bhg album evar, so you're fired. where is haywood? i miss him

you can be so hurtful with the things you say, sure you'll come home with flowers next week, a card and a wink and expect me to pretend it never happened. And of course I will accept it like I always do and we will fuck like we always do and you will think nothing is wrong. DON'T YOU SEE HOW THIS IS KILLING ME. Of course you don't, you never do.

 

[Coqui]

im huge in japan

Most average sized guys are.

 

[MadDog]

[video=youtube_share;U_Zbua5mmuw]http://youtu.be/U_Zbua5mmuw[/video]

 

[Mortlach]

Most average sized guys are.

 

[shane mack]

no really, i was a good ball player in japan.

 

[Mortlach]

no really, i was a good ball player in japan.

not to change the subject but how's the fam?

 

[Floptical]

I made the mistake of coming into this thread. What a complete waste of time even for this place.

 

[Mortlach]

I made the mistake of coming into this thread. What a complete waste of time even for this place.

shhhh, he's very sensitive, he can't bring his wife to orgasm but is afraid to ask for help

 

[CletusJones]

shhhh, he's very sensitive, he can't bring his wife to orgasm but is afraid to ask for help

Damn, my wife could totally help his wife out.

 

[fly]

shhhh, he's very sensitive, he can't bring his wife to orgasm but is afraid to ask for help

I haven't been able to bring his wife to orgasm yet either. Yet...

 

[Mortlach]

A husband and wife are about to have sex when the husband suddenly asks, "honey, why don't you ever tell me when you climax"

"Because you are never around"

BOOM

 

[shane mack]

the family is good man? how was your holiday season?

 

[fly]

So shane, tell us about yourself. What do you do for a living? What's the weather like where you are?

 

[shane mack]

i love to post on forums and breathe oxygen. the weather is cold as mortlachs heart.

 

[Coqui]

i love to post on forums and breathe oxygen. the weather is cold as mortlachs heart.

So not cold at all? Because scotch warms any heart

 

[Petunia]

i love to post on forums and breathe oxygen. the weather is cold as mortlachs heart.

a/s/l

 

[CletusJones]

a/s/l

16/f/Kansas

You?

 

[Petunia]

46/m/topeka