Thread My draft kings thanksgiving day lineup

[Darth Handsome]

Don't judge me.

Im judging your behavior not you, Jezebel.

 

[Lambie]

Im judging your behavior not you, Jezebel.

I'm still hard and man-moist though.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm still hard and man-moist though.

I cant hold your hand forever, T. Deal with it okay?

 

[Lambie]

I cant hold your hand forever, T. Deal with it okay?

Are you breaking up with me?!

 

[Darth Handsome]

Are you breaking up with me?!

Get real. Youre getting 45% of my estate.

 

[Lambie]

Get real. Youre getting 45% of my estate.

I will stalk you. You know that, right?

 

[Darth Handsome]

I will stalk you. You know that, right?

Put your beer down. I said 45%. Unclench.

 

[Lambie]

Put your beer down. I said 45%. Unclench.

I'm gonna need at least 60%. And a lifetime supply of beer.

And I want the dogs. And the otter.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm gonna need at least 60%. And a lifetime supply of beer.

And I want the dogs. And the otter.

Otters.
Theyre yours, amigo.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Because it makes no sense.

Measuring talent is like measuring unicorns.

Saying "rap takes more talent than playing bass" (or vice versa) is like saying "red is better than green".

Fair enough. Point taken.

 

[\m/]

Not too mention the more important fact that playing the bass and rapping utilize two completely different parts of the brain.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Not too mention the more important fact that playing the bass and rapping utilize two completely different parts of the brain.

Tell me more.

 

[\m/]

Tell me more.

I would... if I hadn't just pulled all of that out of my ass.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I would... if I hadn't just pulled all of that out of my ass.

Damn. It sounded interesting

 

[\m/]

Damn. It sounded interesting

here are some relevant articles about it:

http://portlandchamberorchestra.org/what-happens-when-the-brain-plays-a-musical-instrument/

https://www.quora.com/Since-singing...nt-part-of-the-brain-than-listening-to-speech

 

[nukes]

Lambies sister is age appropriate for me.
Good thing I don't want red headed stepchildren.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Lambies sister is age appropriate for me.
Good thing I don't want red headed stepchildren.

Im going to score with both of them.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

i love you guys

 

[Darth Handsome]

i love you guys

Yeahyoudo.

 

[pacojas]

i love you guys

(someone has a half empty beer held high)