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My coworker taps his foot incessantly

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by Syrup Beaver, Oct 12, 2004.

  1. I do believe I am about to snap.

    If you don't hear from me, check the police reports for 'man slain with hard drive'
     
  2. That could take a while when all I have is a utility knife.

    I don't want that smelly fucker's blood on my.
     
  3. that sucks
     
  4. hahahahah

    Being a SAN engineer is rough. :fly:
     
  5. on your period?
     
  6. Then I recomend you punch him directly in the throat
     
  7. molest his scalp
     
  8. turn on the radio and give him a beat to tap to
     
  9. It is mang, somebody even asked me to WORK on something this morning :rant:
     
  10. Anything by ricki marting should do the trick
     
  11. Ill kill your foot tapper if you kill my hardware store guy
     
  12. I'm going to turn on 'Singing In the Rain' and beat him to death with a marble penis.
     
  13. Deal, shake?
     
  14. And get lice on my nana bits?
     
  15. Yup
    *shakes genitals at monitor*
     
  16. how about tap your pencil in another tempo, like if he's tapping in 4/4, tap your pencil in 12/8 or 5/4.
    or i'll come help kill yours if you come help kill the insourced indian that smells really bad who sits in front of me
     
  17. Just eat a big old steak and drink a gallon of milk in front of him.
     
  18. Your webcam wasn't on...
     
  19. Is everyone menstrating today? There are three bitch threads...