my Chipotle praise.. OMG :drool:

[JAXvillain]

It's surprisingly therapeutic.

Oh and my cock is way bigger than Swim Fan over there.

whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night my friend

 

[Sarcasmo]

whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night my friend

Actually what I tell myself is "She just has man hands she just has man hands."

 

[theacoustician]

I don't know. I think I just said that Pandora's next on my list.

Next for what? You won't even do things with girls currently at the top of your list.

 

[JAXvillain]

Actually what I tell myself is "She just has man hands she just has man hands."

don't bet on it...I spotted an adam's apple

 

[Pandora]

I don't know. I think I just said that Pandora's next on my list.

Well if you really are a woman you stand a better chance than elpmis.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Next for what? You won't even do things with girls currently at the top of your list.

That's not true. I'm more than happy to kiss them through a sheet of Saran Wrap or rub Purel on their hands before they touch me.

 

[Bubbles]

Next for what? You won't even do things with girls currently at the top of your list.

BAHAHAHAHAHA sometimes I love you

edit: Sarcasmo, I have Germ-X hand sanitizer and moisturizer sitting on my desk right now and you STILL won't let me touch you

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

That's not true. I'm more than happy to kiss them through a sheet of Saran Wrap or rub Purel on their hands before they touch me.

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again?

 

[CletusJones]

It is. Its a bit cheaper than Chipotle too, but not as cheap as that local restaraunt you mentioned earlier.

I ended up going there for lunch. I paid $4 for 3 steak tacos with everything + avacado on them. It was worthy.

 

[Sarcasmo]

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again?

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show...&rtn=search-2121&searchstring=rubs the lotion

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm more than happy to kiss them through a sheet of Saran Wrap

Ironically, that's EXACTLY what I tell hookers haha
















And mailmen...

 

[theacoustician]

Ironically, that's EXACTLY what I tell hookers haha
















And mailmen...

And Hobos....
And Circus clowns...
And raccoons...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

And Hobos....
And Circus clowns...
And raccoons...

The clown was accidental, I thought it was a hobo

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

And Hobos....
And Circus clowns...
And raccoons...

raccoons are surprisingly un-cooperative.

 

[theacoustician]

raccoons are surprisingly un-cooperative.

Not the one's he picks up off the side of the road

 

[CletusJones]

Not the one's he picks up off the side of the road

pluralization does not require an apostrophe.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

raccoons are surprisingly un-cooperative.

And fat guys in raccoon suits aren't nearly as jolly as one would surmise

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Not the one's he picks up off the side of the road

mmm...street pizza...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

And fat guys in raccoon suits aren't nearly as jolly as one would surmise

I find getting them drunk first helps a bit

 

[JAXvillain]

And fat guys in raccoon suits aren't nearly as jolly as one would surmise

don't talk bad about our dearly departed
*sheds a tear for Nev*