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Dharma1521

Soooo do I look as young as I look?
Apr 5, 2006
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Imma wear some genital warts I got in the 80s, so why not?



She'll peck your ass to death with her big fucking Jew nose. Watch yo shit.

Or smother me with her incredibly large breasts. But she said that I could touch them because I technically paid for them since she earned the money while she was in Iraq.
 

APRIL

Feel Free to Pee on Me
Sep 30, 2004
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Or smother me with her incredibly large breasts. But she said that I could touch them because I technically paid for them since she earned the money while she was in Iraq.

I've already been there and done that. Have my leftovers.
 

Dharma1521

Soooo do I look as young as I look?
Apr 5, 2006
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She has a two-pronged attack. Actually, she might bore you with rhetoric as a sort of diversionary tactic. It's endearing.

I know Amanda. She's my twin duh.


You know except that I'm shorter, with dark hair, and there is about a 50 lb weight difference at least.

But we both have Jettas in the same color.

TWINS
 

JAXvillain

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Oct 13, 2004
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Or smother me with her incredibly large breasts. But she said that I could touch them because I technically paid for them since she earned the money while she was in Iraq.

omg, I was about to say does she have huge tits? every amanda I've ever known did...even if they had to buy them :fly:
 

JAXvillain

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I know Amanda. She's my twin duh.


You know except that I'm shorter, with dark hair, and there is about a 50 lb weight difference at least.

But we both have Jettas in the same color.

TWINS

she has bigger boobs and you still weigh 50 lbs more than her? :barf:
 

JAXvillain

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mikey been motorboating them fuckers?

great local beer comes to mind
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Duke

. . first name's "Daisy" boys
May 12, 2008
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While all of this bewb talk definately makes me wanna Crush Groove my way on out in some O-Ring bracelets and 3 kinds of Hair Gel wearing me some Wayfarers and deck shoes with no socks and my jeans tight rolled, I don't know if I will be able to make it, but I'll try.

Looks like I'm doing the Rays game tomorrow night with two of my Docs, so we'll see.
 

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Feel Free to Pee on Me
Sep 30, 2004
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While all of this bewb talk definately makes me wanna Crush Groove my way on out in some O-Ring bracelets and 3 kinds of Hair Gel wearing me some Wayfarers and deck shoes with no socks and my jeans tight rolled, I don't know if I will be able to make it, but I'll try.

Looks like I'm doing the Rays game tomorrow night with two of my Docs, so we'll see.

please come, kthnx
 

Duke

. . first name's "Daisy" boys
May 12, 2008
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Jesus christ. Every time we go to place an order for tix, someone bought them up like moments sooner. These things are hotter than an 18 year old girl's cooter on a saturday night in july. They get snatched up just as quickly too.