I am so very low on motivation today. I really need to get the kitchen cleaned up and finish folding clothes, but all I want to do is sit here and do absolutely nothing or sleep. Someone please motivate me to get off my butt.
GET OFF YOUR ASS YOU WORTHLESS WHORE!!!
edit - I didnt mean that
Don't make me get the mask and shackles out later.
edit: wait a minute, who's banging who in the gimp mask?
Hey, I may be short but I am perfectly able-bodied, fkr.
Short? As in short enough to be bent over a kiddie chair and get reamed up the ass?
Some scotch should cure that right up.
Look, I don't know what Fly may have told you about his recent trip to PHX but I assure that whatever tales were told were at least somewhat exaggerated.
So you didn't make him cum better than Ape?
How dissapointing.
Look, I don't know what Fly may have told you about his recent trip to PHX but I assure that whatever tales were told were at least somewhat exaggerated.
or maybe i just like looking at my big head.