Marry, sleep with or kill

[Floptical]

I would marry Kiwi or Thorn for the domestic skills
I would kill all of Mikey's Dupes
I would sleep with whoever would still respect me in the morning.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Who WOULDN'T he kill? Let's start there and make it easier.

 

[Floptical]

I'd sleep with damn near every woman here. There I said it.

rep ++++

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'd make you speak during sex.

 

[dbzeag]

Hockey.... Dave

Who?

 

[Sarcasmo]

You, dumbass.

 

[Dharma1521]

I would be a good wife you bastards. I have domestic skills, I can put together Ikea furniture and I am insane so its like being with 5 different chicks.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'd make you speak during sex.

Could I say 'Oh Damon' in an awfully posh voice?

 

[Sarcasmo]

And you have those huge.......puppy dog eyes.

 

[dbzeag]

You, dumbass.

Do you mean tonsil hockey? I know what that is.

 

[Floptical]

Who would you:

Drink a beer with? Chikken since I had to bail on our last beer date
Spend a day at the mall with? WaW so I could go to the nice Jew mall
Go skinny dipping with? Duke so we can hold hands as we jump into the water
Take to a hockey game? fuck hockey
Have a slow-motion pillow fight with? Dan of course
Steal prescription meds from? wouldn't
Fold a winning hand for? I would never give up a winning game of UNO

 

[Sarcasmo]

Could I say 'Oh Damon' in an awfully posh voice?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

And you have those huge.......puppy dog eyes.

Who me or Dave?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

OH DAMON

What if I said 'is it in yet?' but still in a posh voice?

 

[Floptical]

who are u fooling with the domestic crap Back Alley Sally!

she's known for that nickname for a different reason

 

[Sarcasmo]

Who me or Dave?

Dharma, dammit.

 

[Dharma1521]

Dharma, dammit.

WOOHOOO

 

[ZRH]

We ALL know who ZRH would kill.

I dont understand...

 

[Sarcasmo]

OH DAMON

What if I said 'is it in yet?' but still in a posh voice?

Make sure you don't speak until it's in. It's game over once the balls are empty.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Do you mean tonsil hockey? I know what that is.

Brother's askin you on a date and you be actin all coy and shit