Man Accused of Stabbing, Decapitating Seatmate on Greyhound Bus in Canada

[BeerAd]

Thats what you get for watching to many George A Romero flicks

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Probably was a close talker.

 

[b_sinning]

I wonder if the people on the bus got a refund.

 

[Jonny_B]

which is why no one should buy vented headphones. you don't want to piss off the people sitting around you.

 

[polo]

which is why no one should buy vented headphones. you don't want to piss off the people sitting around you.

it was probably rush - yyz on repeat

 

[plot]

it was probably rush - yyz on repeat

To bad it wasn't Jeff

 

[polo]

To bad it wasn't Jeff

you can't cut the head off what is made from metal

 

[Atan Nolme]

it was probably rush - yyz on repeat

:gayo:

:nolove:

 

[polo]

:gayo:

:nolove:

hes been on the medicine again folks

 

[JAXvillain]

it was probably rush - yyz on repeat

I love that song, jerk

throw on your broncos poncho and take a jog

 

[polo]

I love that song, jerk

throw on your broncos poncho and take a jog

sliiiiiide on love

slide on

 

[Kevlar]

No, I am 100% behind the banning of all assault knives. Particularly black ones with shoulder things that go up.

What about nice big kitchen knives?

 

[plot]

What about nice big kitchen knives?

Gotta ban any usefull knife that can be used for assault too.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN KEVLAR, IT'S FOR THEIR SAFETY! WE DONT WANT SOME PHYSCHO KID RUNNING INTO A SCHOOL AND THROWING DANGEROUS KITCHEN KNIVES AT INNOCENT STUDENTS!

 

[plot]

maybe some sort of knife registration process and a right-to-use-in-a-kitchen permit...

 

[JAXvillain]

don't forget a knife purchase cooling down period and barring convicted felons from wielding knives

 

[Syrup Beaver]

And they'll have to have a safety sheath under heavy spring tension built in, that the operator would have to pull back before chopping vegetables.

Oh, and a built in lock too.

Almost forgot, should have some sort of bright indicator to show when it's unlocked.

 

[plot]

Knife locks and Knife Safes would be required on all knives too. Don't want some little kid accidentally getting a hold of one and stabbing themselves miss-swinging it and cutting up some other kid.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Plus, you know, knives just kinda.........go off on their own sometimes.....


:tinfoil:

 

[Thorn Bird]

Plus, you know, knives just kinda.........go off on their own sometimes.....


:tinfoil:

uh, they really do. my friend was playing around and pretended to throw the knife at me. SHE never let go of the handle, but the BLADE let go of the handle. it whizzed right by my head. I COULD HAVE DIED OR LOST AN EYE OR BEEN SCRAPED OR SOMETHING.

traumatic, i tell ya.

 

[plot]

uh, they really do. my friend was playing around and pretended to throw the knife at me. SHE never let go of the handle, but the BLADE let go of the handle. it whizzed right by my head. I COULD HAVE DIED OR LOST AN EYE OR BEEN SCRAPED OR SOMETHING.

traumatic, i tell ya.

A mother of um... dozens or something... narrowly escapes what could've been a tragedy. We're gonna need testimonies like these for the congressional committee's in order to get our agenda on strict knife control through the House and the Senate.