Look at everyone giving me a hard time

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This was one of my original threads back on [M] - check out One Nut and Drool diggin their rather large talon's into my newbie chest; feelin' me out.

One Nut said:
And your opinion matters to us!

Thanks for posting, here's your ticket.
elpmis said:
Originally posted by Drool-Boy
the only thing you have to pick is your butt
now stfu and go make me a sammich bitch
just warsh your hands first
it's funny, my first choice for a username on these forums was Drool-Boy, but it was taken:(
One Nut said:
:lol:


Lurk more
 

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Do the chickens have large talons. :lol: funny.

Aww they are being badasses... now they are nice, pink, happy rainbow chasers on this board.
 

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April23 said:
Do the chickens have large talons. :lol: funny.

Aww they are being badasses... now they are nice, pink, happy rainbow chasers on this board.
you mean they suck now
 

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April23 said:
To sum it all up, yes.
if I have sex with a girl and I don't clean my dick off - is it okay to scratch the cunt crums off a few weeks later and use it as salt?
 

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elpmis said:
if I have sex with a girl and I don't clean my dick off - is it okay to scratch the cunt crums off a few weeks later and use it as salt?
Sure... girls do the same thing when they don't clean up, but once it dries we call it baby chips. Good for dipping.
 

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wr3kt said:
You enjoy ramming obects into your body.



...not that elpy doesn't...but...


...dammit.
you all should have seen the size of that super soaker wr3kt crammed into my ass last week - fucking incredible
 
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Why is it that I confuse fly's and april's posts so much