lol @ my life

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crazymike

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We had to bring a horse to west virgina and race it this weekend.

We left Friday morning at about 11am or so. We had all our health papers, etc... lined up and ready to go. Everything we needed for the horse. Someone was supposed to fax our paps (advanced transport) papers for us because they need to get there an hour ahead, but it appears they forgot. So we had to wait at the border for an hour.

We got moving again and stopped for some lunch and diesel. BAM, flat tire on the trailer right at the gas station. So we ate lunch and went to fix it. We went to open the side door on the trailer to get the spare, and the handle broke off. So after about 10 minutes I was able to break into the trailer.

Then, the spare was flat. No problem, we are at a gas station and I fill it. But the other guy can't get the wheel off, because some numb nuts put on ONE metric bolt which we didn't have a wrench for. So we borrowed another wrench and got it off, changed the tire and were on our way.

We got to the race track at around 9pm, unloaded the horse, walked the horse, unhooked the trailer, and checked into the hotel. Then we went back, fed the horse, got some dinner and went to bed at around 1am.

Then we got up 5 hours later, did all the horse stuff, checked out of the hotel and had to wait around for 6 hours for our race. We spent the day wasting time and getting things ready.

Finaly, it's our race. The horse ran fifth and we really wanted a win. So we cool out the horse, load the trailer and it's already 10pm.

We start heading home and get a call we had to pick up another horse in Fort Erie, so we had to go to some farm in bum fuck nowhere, wake up the farmer and get the horse.

By the time we got home it was 8am. I had 4 hours sleep in the last 2 days, the trip was riddled with bad luck and I'm glad I'm home. I'm just about to eat now for the first time since Saturday morning.

For any little boys and girls out there who want to work with horses, DONT!
 
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*Cough*Cough*

Bless me..

Admin edit : no more horse fetus or its PG time

Hehe, my first Admin edit, but yeah i sawwy...didn't mean no harm...:(
 
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where were you traveling from? kanuckistan i would imagine if you had to wait at a border and went through erie?
 
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crazymike

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thrawn said:
where were you traveling from? kanuckistan i would imagine if you had to wait at a border and went through erie?

Toronto, Ontario
 
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crazymike

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thrawn said:
what part of west virginia did you visit? went down 90 to 77 i would imagine

Mountaneer Park down in the valley. It's a nice casino considering it's in the middle of nowhere deep inside a giant crater :p