Advice Life Pro Tip Thread

[nukes]

#youtoo?

#usaswell

 

[Ledboots]

I'd like to be able to live my life more like I was religious, without being so.

You can be spiritual without being religious.

Don't rule out alcohol.

That was Clapton.

 

[OOD]

You don't need to finish a book just because you started it. If you read 100 books a year, which is almost 2 books a week, in 50 years you can only read 5,000 books. If a book sucks why not get a better book?

 

[HipHugHer]

"You can't make a new beginning but you can still make a happy ending"

 

[nukes]

He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

"You can't make a new beginning but you can still make a happy ending"

happy ending costs $5 extra

 

[nukes]

happy ending costs $5 extra

With $10 you get eggroll

 

[Strings]

Just remember hepatitis A is on the rise will ya, fellas.

 

[nukes]

Just remember hepatitis A is on the rise will ya, fellas.

It's okay strings. After I poop on the sidewalk I wash it down with homeless bottled water.

 

[APRIL]

Wash your face at least once a day.

Brush at night to keep your teeth, brush again in the morning to keep your friends.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Wash your face at least once a day.

Brush at night to keep your teeth, brush again in the morning to keep your friends.

Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
And if you see Johnny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game

 

[Frau Blugher]

re: govt shutdown

The money saved would pay for the wall , a north wall , two side walls and even a stylish Prada monkey trellis .

 

[Amstel]

Frau's leaning into the primate thing today.

I like it.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Frau's leaning into the primate thing today.

I like it.

Bring me the head of Alfredo Corsi-Cornelius-Cortez

 

[wetwillie]

Never tell your 60 yr. old boss they don't relate well to young people because they have so little contact with them. He wanted me to listen to royalty-free music he wanted to use in his upcoming commercial. Kept telling him "that's geezer rock, doesn't appeal to a very wide demographic." I can tell I will pay for my insolence.

 

[APRIL]

Never tell your 60 yr. old boss they don't relate well to young people because they have so little contact with them. He wanted me to listen to royalty-free music he wanted to use in his upcoming commercial. Kept telling him "that's geezer rock, doesn't appeal to a very wide demographic." I can tell I will pay for my insolence.

I had a similar conversation with @fly this morning.

 

[wetwillie]

I had a similar conversation with @fly this morning.

Seriously - do 30 somethings relate to the Beasty Boys? Or old hair band sounding shit? And what about other demographics - say blacks or Mexicans, etc. The only one I could give a nod to was something that sounded like it was from Inception or maybe a gaming track.

 

[Frau Blugher]

There is ONE genre of music that crosses the most taste/generational barriers by far.
Wouldn't you like to know ?

 

[HipHugHer]

Sousa marches

 

[APRIL]

Seriously - do 30 somethings relate to the Beasty Boys? Or old hair band sounding shit? And what about other demographics - say blacks or Mexicans, etc. The only one I could give a nod to was something that sounded like it was from Inception or maybe a gaming track.

Beastie Boys, yes, love it. Beach Boys... nope nope nope.