kids would think that scar is the coolest thing in the world. tell them you got it defending a super model from a pack of ravonous homeless guys.
The real problem here is that youre going to have to retell the whole tumor story from start to finish every time you go for a haircut.
I've decided that habitat is a sham. most of the work is done by professionals anyway. what they really need aren't volunteers but people to donate money to help the program. if you want to help habitat, the best way would be to work some overtime and send them the extra money you make. also, you could do a couple hours of work and have it pay for multiple that number of hours of manual labor by hired professionals since you probably make more than they do.
You could also eat more yogurt. The pink-lidded ones give a portion of their proceeds to titty cancer research, which Double J would appreciate. I'm not sure if that's seasonal or not though, or when titty season begins if it is.
Coach in your local youth league. Baseball, basketball, football, soccer, they are always looking for coaches. I coach and, it is the most fun I have all year. Stay with the younger kids like T-Ball though. It's way more fun and way less competitive. After you've done it for a year or 2, volunteer to be on their board of directors. I am currently on our local board for youth baseball. It's very rewarding stuff