Learn teleportation!

[theacoustician]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=47103&item=5561575703&rd=1

I love the description.

 

[I Robert I]

Think of the money you'll save in transportaition bills.

Wonder how long it'll take for the average Joe to make up for the $1 000 000 investment...

 

[JJ Lady]

TITSNASS

 

[Sp`ange]

I already know how to telelport. I'll sell you the secret for $25.

 

[Ryokurin]

Im having flashbacks to Naopleon Dynamite (yes I know it was a time machine in that, im just sayin...)

 

[crazymike]

and if you have a sickness, you can leave that behind

Too bad the lister didn't think to leave behind his retardation sickness.

 

[BigDov]

oooooh the possibilities

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

someone test this out and teleport me some beer

 

[Coqui]

What if you already know how?

 

[JaymieT]

What if you already know how?

Teach the rest of us.

 

[Coqui]

Teach the rest of us.

I'm going to undercut him. I'll do it for $750,000 (Hey I have bills too)

 

[jaxxor]

what a chode. if I knew how I'd teleport to a bank and make a massive withdrawal.



after I made a deposit in a safety deposit box of course

 

[ieholly]

thats not really funny.