Ladies, I'm making cuddily dolls for the forums!

[simple]

I love all of the women on UF so I decided to make you guys dolls!

The cutie bear doll!

The super loveable bunny doll!

Our savior and lord Jesus Christ for all you church going gals!

And last but not least - A snow white doll for those of you with children!

Hope you enjoy!

Bitches.

 

[smileynev]

I find no humor in this. theac, please ban him.

 

[jaxxor]

excellent

 

[simple]

I find no humor in this. theac, please ban him.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Those are adorable!
Are they anatomically correct?

 

[Nyx]

I want the bear, it's sooooo cute!

 

[BigDov]

I'm guessing that people pay top dollar for that shit too........

 

[simple]

Those are adorable!
Are they anatomically correct?

You betcha!

And remember kids, act now and get a Sally Super Smile - the perfect gift for your child's teacher!

 

[simple]

I'm guessing that people pay top dollar for that shit too........

You know it!

 

[APRIL]

Can we stop this cuddly crap... it makes me wanna puke up a buick.

 

[simple]

Can we stop this cuddly crap... it makes me wanna puke up a buick.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Can we stop this cuddly crap... it makes me wanna puke up a buick.

You can cuddle you nose between my buttcheeks after I eat some tacobell

 

[simple]

You can cuddle you nose between my buttcheeks after I eat some tacobell

eewww you fart on people? you're a sick fuck!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

eewww you fart on people? you're a sick fuck!

I meant that in the most feminie way possible!

 

[APRIL]

snip

You're going to push me over the edge

 

[APRIL]

You can cuddle you nose between my buttcheeks after I eat some tacobell

Now we're talking. There won't be any bunnies around will there?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Now we're talking. There won't be any bunnies around will there?

When I fart glitter shoots out and it smells like cinnamon buns!

 

[ieholly]

i don't like this thread.

 

[simple]

i don't like this thread.

what's wrong? you don't want one of my dolls?

 

[crazymike]

I'm a cuddly doll, any of you ladies want to take me home?