just made a pass at an admiral on the escalator

[JAXvillain]

You should've tried to punch him in the face and seen which one of his SEAL escorts broke your neck the fastest.

actually he's got secret service with him

 

[JAXvillain]

I've never even met Richard Simmons. wtf?

I laugh at that every time

 

[Dharma1521]

I've never even met Richard Simmons. wtf?

BHWHAHAHAHH A

 

[thrawn]

did he have bluish skin?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

did he have bluish skin?

and beady red eyes?

Oh! And did he command a spaceship what measures over a full kilometer from sten to stern?

 

[ZRH]

did he have bluish skin?

[oh, I just realised how lame I am to get that]

 

[APRIL]

I don't get it.

 

[b_sinning]

You should have asked him if he was gay.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I don't get it.

Try wearing more flattering burlap, and hang around subway stations at night

 

[water]

@ title rape

 

[thrawn]

[oh, I just realised how lame I am to get that]

bahahaahaha


BASK IN THE LAMENESS

 

[my little brony]

and beady red eyes?

Oh! And did he command a spaceship what measures over a full kilometer from sten to stern?

ok now I get it I'm not quite the nerds you guys are

 

[thrawn]

I don't get it.

April

 

[b_sinning]

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign of for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet

 

[thrawn]

bast, if only i had a mustache for you

 

[bast_imret]

nope

 

[JAXvillain]

STUPID SEXY ADMIRAL

 

[bast_imret]

bast, if only i had a mustache for you

I'd ride it?

I'm a big SW geek too. Loved the T. Zahn books.

 

[APRIL]

STUPID SEXY ADMIRAL

My cat is acting sexy.

 

[bast_imret]

My cat is acting sexy.

Which one?