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Jonny_B

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Post your jokes here. My newest favorite:

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
 
A man was pulled over by the cops while fornicating with a pasta sauce jar. Inside the car they found pornography, womens pantyhose, a homemade sexual device, and a Jack Russell terrier.
 
Jonny_B said:
Post your jokes here. My newest favorite:

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
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lol I saw that today. I was going to post it for Mikey because it was nerdy and I didn't get it so I know he would like it.
 
Jonny_B said:
ain't it great! i'm more seriously considering teaching math because i enjoy being a nerd, like teaching math to people, and think summers off would be all kinds of awesome.
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You could start with me! At the mere mention of the word 'math' my eyes glaze over and begin to imagine dancing boobies.
 
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A man and his two sons are at a restaurant waiting to order their food. The waitress walks up to the oldest son and asks him what he wants to eat.
"I'll have a goddamn cheeseburger!" The boys says.
The father gets angry and smacks the boy so hard he falls out of his chair.
The waitress then turns to the youngest and asks him the same questions.
The boy looks at his brother crying on the floor and says to the waitress "You can bet your sweet ass I ain't ordering a goddam cheeseburger."
 
Why did Sarcasmo cross the road?


Because his dick was stuck in the chicken


OOOoooOOOooooOOOOooo
 
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