Thread ITT lets all laugh at my peen

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

single mother? check
stripper/ex stripper? check
old? check
gold digger? check
druggie/pill popper? check
got stopped by airport security for having pills? check

its okay though i still luv ya

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

oh i forgot takes exlax to stay skinny? check

 

[Duke]

Word on the internet, wickie, is that you have a small dickie.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

still as mad as ever i see. You need to relax sometime because old mad neckbeards tend to not have long lives

 

[tre]

its interesting that duke spends time thinking about the size of other dudes dicks.

 

[tre]

and by "interesting" i mean "sad"

 

[tre]

but this thread is about @Maureen
Botox? more like ho-tox

 

[Amstel]

Whoa! IIT Canadian Civil War!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

This might get interesting

 

[tre]

she's not even canadian. we just let her stay because we need the strippers.

 

[Puff Dabby]

single mother? check
stripper/ex stripper? check
old? check
gold digger? check
druggie/pill popper? check
got stopped by airport security for having pills? check

its okay though i still luv ya

lol...sounds like a lot of my friends....not laughing at but with...a single mother bad bitch thinks the lowly people are very entertaining.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Obsessed!

 

[gee]

You could probably make a multiple-season reality show about kiki's life.

I just think someone's sad because they're boring/unremarkable in comparison.

 

[Petunia]

single mother? check
stripper/ex stripper? check
old? check
gold digger? check
druggie/pill popper? check
got stopped by airport security for having pills? check

its okay though i still luv ya

Babe this is the exact same thread that you dedicated to me as last time here. Recycled material belongs at NN with your boss.

Plus you forgot to ad Botox Hag

Son, I am disappoint.

Look babe I'm sorry your petite penis snap didnt wow me.
You're hung like a toddler and my 8yr old has more girth than you but THAT'S OK!!!.
Prob cuz your mom is a junkie and abandoned you.
But I still love you wickster.

 

[Puff Dabby]

You could probably make a multiple-season reality show about kiki's life.

I just think someone's sad because they're boring/unremarkable in comparison.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

Babe this is the exact same thread that you dedicated to me as last time here. Recycled material belongs at NN with your boss.

Plus you forgot to ad Botox Hag

Son, I am disappoint.

Look babe I'm sorry your petite penis snap didnt wow me.
You're hung like a toddler and my 8yr old has more girth than you but THAT'S OK!!!.
Prob cuz your mom is a junkie and abandoned you.
But I still love you wickster.

one of these days when drunk i will show you the whole thing instead of just the tip

 

[Puff Dabby]

incorrect response for favorable reply IMO

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

i dont care what she says because even if she said no she still will get it

 

[Petunia]

one of these days when drunk i will show you the whole thing instead of just the tip

The tip was enough to see that your hamster cock and NOT your lazy glass eye is the reason you can't find comfort in the arms of a lady.

 

[Puff Dabby]

i dont care what she says because even if she said no she still will get it