Ontopic ITT: Kiki and her crusty sidekick, Fatty McLoudmouth post their creepshots

[Peppers]

the last time you had a girl was..............................

what did you say, fifth grade was it?

The guy who married a fat drug addict who filed for divorce from him and won attempts to make dating / relationship jokes....oh wait, I forgot. I'm talking to alpha hypocrite. Now it makes sense.

Carry on....

 

[thintoast]

Of course not. Just want to see where this ends up. She likes when you tickle her behind her ear

Oh. Ok. Well I wasn't really hitting on her. Either way, you're cool in my book, and by association, so is she.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

The guy who married a fat drug addict who filed for divorce from him and won attempts to make dating / relationship jokes....oh wait, I forgot. I'm talking to alpha hypocrite. Now it makes sense.

Carry on....

wut?

 

[Peppers]

Exactly

 

[thintoast]

wut?

Today I pooped a zucchini and then ran away from the train on a unicorn made of hamburger meat. I think tonight I'll take a trip down memory lane and syphon the gasoline out of my old 74 Buick but it's really on Mars so I think it'll be a tough task to lasso it with my garden hose.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

i feel bad for yeppers....

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Exactly

i didn't marry a fat drug addict

i'm divorced from someone who got chubby after our divorce.....

you make, literally, no sense, bro

 

[thintoast]

I don't feel bad for anyone here.

Well that's not entirely true... I feel bad for some because they endure such shitty postings from their fellow UFers.

It's like waiting for a polished turd in a warehouse full of manure.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

lol

 

[helenabear]

ape made a shit thread about you, and this is worse?

Let's see did I get upset with April? No. Did I mess around on that thread and have fun with it? Yes.

So in answer to your drama stirring failure, I'd have to say that yes, this is worse.

 

[helenabear]

Of course not. Just want to see where this ends up. She likes when you tickle her behind her ear

Stop it now before I hurt you more than usual.

 

[thintoast]

Stop it now before I hurt you more than usual.

Now this thread is getting good.

 

[helenabear]

Now this thread is getting good.

Oh you wish I'd hurt you like that, don't you?

 

[Puff Dabby]

Helena isnt beta so she handles her shit like a real lady.

 

[thintoast]

Oh you wish I'd hurt you like that, don't you?

Oh god yes. Spank me like a bitch.

 

[Amstel]

I don't feel bad for anyone here.

Well that's not entirely true... I feel bad for some because they endure such shitty postings from their fellow UFers.

It's like waiting for a polished turd in a warehouse full of manure.

I'M TIRED OF YOUR SELF PITY!

Get a grip man!

 

[Puff Dabby]

Please tell the guy that thinks he has Spam coming out of his wee hole that its not spam and he needs a shot of penicillin.


:spam-smiley:

 

[Jehannum]

Good point.

Here is my contribution to keep this shit thread a literal shit thread.

ALLI SHITS, TIME TO WIPE.

 

[thintoast]

I'M TIRED OF YOUR SELF PITY!

Get a grip man!

Fuck you, cunt.

Happy new year.

 

[Valve1138]

Time to h mode these assholes.