Hawt ITT: Inappropriate 'toys' (for Kiki and Jules)

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Ladies, I figured I'd do a bit of shopping ya know, for the canine and all. Wasn't expected to be bombarded with things like this:

and this

and this

and this

What do you reckon?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Second is weird, last I see all the time.

 

[Domon]

none of those things look like cocks.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm sorry, which one of you is Kiki and which is Jules?

 

[Sarcasmo]

You've never seen chew toys before?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You've never seen chew toys before?

I tend to avoid buying ones that look like dildo's, yeah.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Poor dear doesn't know how to use the PM system... Can someone ask fly to make it easier to use?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Poor dear doesn't know how to use the PM system... Can someone ask fly to make it easier to use?

You're being Jules right? Because that spelling is far too good for keeks.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You've never seen chew toys before?

you can chew on my toy big boi

 

[Petunia]

I'm sorry, which one of you is Kiki and which is Jules?

omg these dogs are soooo lucky with these kak shaped toys!!! maybe i should mail Kes some of my old toys
i'll wash them

 

[APRIL]

omg these dogs are soooo lucky with these kak shaped toys!!! maybe i should mail Kes some of my old toys
i'll wash them

 

[APRIL]

So if I didn't know those were dog toys, I'd stick them up flys ass.








Jk, I'd do it anyways.

 

[Domon]

So if I didn't know those were dog toys, I'd stick them up flys ass.

why would that stop you?






Jk, I'd do it anyways.

 

[Mikeawesome]

Why would they make dog sex toys, thats animal abuse

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

omg these dogs are soooo lucky with these kak shaped toys!!! maybe i should mail Kes some of my old toys
i'll wash them

But dogs like hum0n smells keeks.

 

[Duke]

 

[Casper]

omg these dogs are soooo lucky with these kak shaped toys!!! maybe i should mail Kes some of my old toys
i'll wash them

Sorta defeats the purpose.

 

[Applesauce]

none of those things look like cocks.

they ALL look like sex toys.

Which.........you've obviously never seen, cuz you're too busy burying bodies in construction sites with your earth moving friends and calling obviously attractive women "boys" on the internets.

 

[Applesauce]

I'm sorry, which one of you is Kiki and which is Jules?

I'm fcking dyiingg at thissssssss!!

Are you in heat???

 

[APRIL]

they ALL look like sex toys.

Which.........you've obviously never seen, cuz you're too busy burying bodies in construction sites with your earth moving friends and calling obviously attractive women "boys" on the internets.

Omfgggg

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