itt: dear fly and april...

[Thorn Bird]

let's make a nice little letter for zapril for when they get back.

dear fly and april,
i hate you for relaxing on a big boat right now. i miss y'all but i know you aren't missing us so i hate you for that, too. i hope you both come back and one of you doesn't get thrown overboard...it seems to be the trend on cruises these days. please post pics so i can hate you even more.
cheers.

 

[JAXvillain]

hope the swingers cruise is all you hoped it would be!

 

[Floptical]

hope the swingers cruise is all you hoped it would be!

I heard it was so crazy they have two be quarantined for 2 weeks before they can be let back into the US.

 

[b_sinning]

Beware of Pirates!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Dear Z&A

As I sit in my office looking at the rain dripping down outside, preventing me from inhaling my lungs full of sweet smelling tobacco I wish I were on the cruise with you. Well maybe not, I have an(ir)rational fear of sharks and quite frankly I think you'll be lucky to make it off the ship alive considering that they'll probably swim in to all the ducts and such and eat you in your sleep. They can walk you know. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the sun and your pina coladas and I hope you wake up after a particularly drunken night thinking "Shit I can't show my face in the breakfast bar after dancing like John Travolta last night" just like I do after a few too many mojitos.

Anyway, enjoy.

Love Carys

 

[b_sinning]

Well where ever they are they probably have hangovers right now.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Hi Flapril.

Remember your dental dams if you happen to drink the water in some of them Carib countries.

 

[Duke]

Dear Fly,

So, did it work? I remember you mentioning how a cruise would be a great cover to get april kidnapped and sold into slavery. An unfortunate 'fall' off a balcony, into a waiting zodiac underneath, and you pocket 10k. Sounds like a great plan, except that we would miss April, and, as fun as you are, she still is much nicer to look at so I really hope you chickened out.

 

[Shalimar]

was at channelside yesterday and there was a ship leaving port that was a NUDIST cruise.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

was at channelside yesterday and there was a ship leaving port that was a NUDIST cruise.

fly will finally get to show off his smoothly shaven asshole I guess

 

[Sarcasmo]

Dear Fly and April,

I had no idea you were even gone. I guess my recognition and awareness software needs to be updated.

regards,

Sarcasmobot

 

[b_sinning]

was at channelside yesterday and there was a ship leaving port that was a NUDIST cruise.

Unfortunately most nudist are the people that no one wants to see nude.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

was at channelside yesterday and there was a ship leaving port that was a PERVERT cruise.

Fixed.

 

[JAXvillain]

Unfortunately most nudist are the people that no one wants to see nude.

unfortunate but true...we got put in a room looking on a naked beach at a resort in jamaica some years ago and it was an extremely disappointing view

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Unfortunately most nudist are the people that no one wants to see nude.

Ain't that the truth. :shudder:

 

[thrawn]

Dear Zac and April,

I hope the cctv is not working.

Mikey

 

[Valve1138]

 

[shawndavid]

Please come back so I can not attend your UFC parties.

 

[Josh]

So if they aren't here, then we have this place to ourselves? PARTY TIME. Let's spam it up and make tons of personal attacks.

 

[Duke]

I'm really tempted to make an ontopic thread, and derail it, and see where it goes.